Who is known for having two arms and six fingers (five on his right hand, and one on this left...well there are four more on his left, but he chooses not to count those)...and sometimes things are blue.A self proclaimed dork and apparently a really funny guy, the one that is known best by Mikkle (although is real name is thought to be Mike, but no one is really sure about that) remains to be one of the coolest people that you will ever meet. He was born and mostly raised in Albuquerque, New Mexico, and is the middle of three children. He graduated from La Cueva High School in the General Studies/Ninja Assassination program in 2003, and immediately starting booking assassination work, incidentally putting getting a real job and going to college on the back burner. Between 2003 and 2006, Mike Montano assassinated (in ninja-like fashion) an estimated 20,000 people, and an estimated 4000 fish (in the winter of 2004 demand for assassination was low, so for a couple of months, he held a part-time job as a fisherman). The land of Albuquerque (or the 505 for sho!), where the beer flows like a drought, burritos at 3am are a daily routine, and the Mexicans are plentiful, is still his paradise. He is a major threat on the dance floor, but after schooling kids at DDR he will always hug them, and challenge them to a rematch when their skills improve. He is also one of the best Anchorman players to date, but has a tendency to get too drunk before tournament play. His Anchorman team, D'Qwons Dance Moves, is a force to be reckoned with. They even have shirts.In May of 2006, he began becoming a celebrity by thrusting himself into the circles of Albuquerque’s best known habitants. His quick wit, sense of humor, love of party-time explosions, and wicked good looks were so well received that he put “assassinating people in a ninja-like fashion†on hold, and began getting drunk all the time. He is the wingman (and vocal support, usually resulting in someone getting laid, or a serious cock block) in closely knit group of friends where you can find together at almost any social gathering. His nicely worn wardrobe consists of expensive tight Hollister jeans, polo's, and t-shirts from various shops such as Goodwill, Thrift Town, and Savers. Crazy you might call him, but with his cunning wit, and everlasting charm with the ladies, it’s easy to overlook the craziness of this young chap. He enjoys the finer things in life, always choosing beer before wine, Heinekens and Jager Bombs. Jager bombs, he (enter profanity here) drowns in that (enter profanity here). His crazy antics and piercing brown eyes has turned him into quite a celebrity, massing many new friends in months and never does a day go by without a new friend under his wing. His loveable personality and constant partying has brought him a following of internet geeks and cute high school girls alike.Also, he has gay hair.
