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Logan

Work Like A Slave, Eat Like A King.

About Me

Ima Just fill this in with the questions (and answers to them) that are most often asked of me on here....-What's your name? Logan Williams-What do you do? I work for my familia's company Hayground Organic Gardening. We basically grow and sell our own organic herb/veggie/fruit plants and sell them at farmers markets (sat @ 3rd st promenade/sun hollywood n Ivar) as well as doing garden design projects. We've been featured in several magazines (Cottage Living/Home & garden/Los Angeles Times) as well as on a few Tv shows (TV1/KCET/somethin else I forget). All in all things are progressing nicely. Other than that im pursuing acting n stand-up comedy. I figure Ive got a good mix of reality n fantasy in my professional life, can't complain.-What do you do for fun? Pretty much anything I can. Specially if it involves sports/shopping and/or alcohol lol. I don't get out as much as I probably should so im not the pickiest person socially. Basically im down for whatever. Other than that im a total sports nerd, I LOVE my Lakers/Cowboys/n Yankees. I've cried over all those teams at one point n im not ashamed to say it lol. Im always on top of my sports stats n such and am openly addicted to fantasy football. Im also a pretty big gamer although im usually too busy to play as much as id like.-Where are you from? Born and raised in Hollywood, CA.-Any siblings? 1 sister, Porter Williams AKA Black Paris-Do You have any kids? Believe it or not I get asked this a lot....No, no kids. Perhaps someday though. Someday a long time from now.-How old are you? I'm 22-Are you sure you're 22? Yes...I realize I sometimes look young. By sometimes I mean all the damn time.-You really like shoes huh? Hell yes...I rarely have a problem spending my money if I see a pair that I must have. Im slowly getting over my addiction though.-How big are your feet anyways? I wear a 14, 13 in air forces, occasionaly ill have to get a 15 depending on the shoe, ya know just incase yall wanna cop me somethin' ;).-Do you have a girlfriend? Nope, my ability to relate to the opposite sex is comical at best. Apparently partial nerds, with developing alcoholism and what is more than likely ADD arent all that appealing.-Favorite food? My pops is a big restauraunt person so ive been kinda spoiled when it comes to food....ima have to keep it simple n say a really good medium steak though.-Where da party at? I have no freakin' idea...ask my sister, remember... shes Black Paris.-Do you have aim or yahoo? Yeah but after getting ambushed by "interesting" looking folks I had to take that down lol. Hit me up and see what happens.-Any pets? Not at the moment...I could go for a cat though. Dog's are like natures slaves, n I no like slavery. Cat's are much more free spirited, they just go around eatin food from whoever will feed em. Cats are like natures prostitutes, n me likey the prostitutes! (Wow did I just say that?)-Do you smoke? No I dont smoke anything. Drinking on the other hand....-What you sippin' on? Allow me to list a few of my favs... Remy Martin on the rocks/Grand Marnier on the rocks with a wedge of lime/Caddilacs/ any light n silky wine (dont like the dry ones)/hypnotiq n malibu equal parts (seriously try it, thanks me later)/Patron (please god some1 buy me Patron platinum someday, if yall ever see it, get a shot, its 50 bucks a pop atleast but live a lil)/ Dirty Martini's (belvy or grey goose will do)/various beers.-So where you at all the time? You'll randomly see me at the Beverly Center bar (yes I drink at the mall, what?) enjoying several of the above mentioned drinks.-Where you stay at now? Hollywood still.-What's your sign? Ima Virgo. (bye the way why the hell does every girl ask this now? Just wondering.)-What's somethin' you hate? How everybody's myspace name or headline talks 'bout how hard they hustle/get money/stay fly/stay on the grind or whatever the hell else over used hip-hop phrase they can think of...your not hustling/getting money/staying fly if you work at the same regular ass jobs most of us have...your new myspace name should be somethin like "I Have a Job" or "I'm in school" or "I spent a large portion of my t-mobile pay check on this outfit so please someone look at me" That would be far more accurate, me on the other hand, im authorized to put those type of names up cuz well it'd be true, but I wont cuz well, that shit is stupid. Other than that I hate questions (this is taking a lot to write this all lol).-What's somethin' you love? As I kinda said before...sports in general...NBA/NFL/NCAA FB/MLB/Boxing are what I follow the closest. I don't know wtf i'd watch or read about without sports.I think that covers alotta the bases...anything else you wanna know or think I should put up here....feel free to hit me up.Facebook me!..This profile was edited with MySpace Profile Editor MySpace Profile Editor

My Interests

IM A HUUUUGE SPORTS FAN...one of those people who can tell you whos about to get drafted by who n how many points such n such averages or how many homeruns whats his face has sooo.....Basketball (Lakers and Clippers), Football (Dallas Cowboys for life!), Baseball (LETTTTS GO YANKEEEES). Football (Pro and College) Basketball (Pro and College) Baseball, Boxing are what I follow the most. I Looove fantasy football and baseball since i guess its as close as ill get to actually owning my own team lol....ever need help with either of those two im your man. Comedy (Dave Chappelle is my real dad, and im not one of these people who started liking him just this year from the rick james skit, i knew about him since def comedy jam...BITCHES!) Young Ladies. Acting. Not Dying.

I'd like to meet:

Michael Jordan, Bill Parcells, Barry Sanders, Reggie Bush, Pete Carroll, Deion Sanders, Kobe Bryant, Kevin Durant, Amare Stoudamire, John Madden, Emmit Smith, Troy Aikman, Michael Irvin, LeBron James, Dwayne Wade, Allen Iverson, Carson Palmer, Chad Johnson, Willis McGahee, Clinton Portis, LaDainian Tomlinson, Adrian Peterson, Calvin Johnson, Larry Fitzgerald, Maurice Jones-Drew, Frank Gore, Peyton Manning, Matt Leinart, Steve Smith (Carolina Panthers) Steve Smith (New York Giants), Jim Brown, Alex Rodriguez, Derek Jeter, Albert Pujols, B.J. Upton, Jake Peavy, Francisco Rodriguez, Mariano Rivera, Gary Sheffield, Walter Payton (RIP) Mya, Jessica Alba, Stacey Dash... Anbody who likes having fun...im not too picky.*Logan's "Me Being Retarded" Section-*

Music:


Hip-Hop (Papoose is the future of all rap, JUVENILE, Jay-z, DJ QUIK! the fonkiest, g-unit, lil flip, snoop, jadakiss, erick sermon, keith murray, CHINO XL, cash money, B.G., TURK ludacris, T.I., CHAMILLIONAIRE aka the best rapper from the south, Paul Wall, Slim Thug, Kanye West, Westside Connection, Kurupt, Roscoe, Suga Free, Fabolous, Wu-tang, Mobb Deep, Gangstar, Royce da 5'9", Eminem, Shade Sheist, common, twista, Talib Kweli, xzibit, Lil kim, Styles, Nelly, Busta Rhymes, Redman, The Clipse, Capone n Noreaga, Too Short, E-40, Masta Ace, Aceyleone, Nate Dogg, 213, TUPAC n way 2 many 2 think of). My taste in hip-hop music is so eclectic that i dont grasp 1 style like alotta folks... as long as im feeling it...its cool wit me.

Movies:

COMING TO AMERICA starring Eddie murphy- The best movie in film history, if you havnt seen it, go buy the dvd its like 10 or 12 bucks n well worth it, you wont be sorry.After Coming to America id have to say all three Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movies. I fuckin love em n have all three on dvd.Since i have no memory ill just update this section everytime i see a movie n give my opion of the last movie i saw...Dedication-Indy movie with Mandy Moore, pretty touching actually, n yes I said touching.

Television:

Sportscenter.... Any Football/Basketball/Baseball game thats on....Chappelle's Show.....Comicview.....BET uncut (R.I.P.)....The Apprentice...Desperate Housewives....Watchin Price is Right with my Grandma lol...Xplay (this video game rating show, not porn lol).....The Daily Show....Reno 911....Conan O'Brien....Supermarket Sweep...Whammy....bunches of other game shows lol...Alll those damn judge shows are amazing....Forensic Files on Court TV is amazing...The Boondocks of course...The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air is the best television show in history and its not even close. USC vs. Fresno St.

Books:

I Can't Accept Not Trying by Michael Jordan this is a great book and only takes like 40 mins to read for you ignorant ass "i hate books" type of people. It's Michael speaking on how he "cant accept not trying" and how this way of thinking can be applied to everything in life. "Sometimes i think when a player is asked to take the last shot in a game he is thinking of all things he might do wrong, i always thought of all the things i could do right." - Michael Jordan.

Heroes:

Michael Jordan a.k.a. His Airness a.k.a. Air Jordan A.k.a. The Greatest of All-time a.k.a. Money a.k.a Jilla a.k.a. M.J. The biggest inspiration in my life.

My Blog

WTF is wrong with me? Female advice PLEASE...

As many of you who know me personally can be a witness too, I'm not the most romantically inclined... my past with the opposite sex has been the stuff jokes are made off. Obviously my knowledge of wha...
Posted by Logan on Sun, 17 Aug 2008 09:10:00 PST

The Lakers loss/Do I Care Too Much?

Ok...so the Lakers just lost and I realize most people/fans will be over it in a reasonable amount of time.....on the other hand I highly doubt ill be seen in public for atleast a couple weeks. I was ...
Posted by Logan on Wed, 18 Jun 2008 10:24:00 PST

Why The Lakers n Kobe Bryant Are Moving On To The Championship And My Disgust Towards The Spurs

Its sad people hate on the greatness that is Kobe Bryant and continually pump up the sham of a "great" player that Tim Duncan is, ill never understand it for the life of me...Kobe Bryant and his on co...
Posted by Logan on Thu, 29 May 2008 03:13:00 PST

Fuck This Whole Day

So today was def. in the top 3 for "worst days of my life" as I'm walkin towards USC on my way to the dentist some dumbass hits me up n asks me "where I'm from" in the freakin' middle of the intersect...
Posted by Logan on Tue, 25 Mar 2008 06:20:00 PST

Logan's Kicks Vol. 8 (part two)

Aight...after a 3rd bowl of cereal (aka Logan-Fuel) Im prepared to finish this joint off...Nike Dunk High "Glow In The Dark" Glow/White- Yes....Ive gone so insane a brother is actually wearing Glow in...
Posted by Logan on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 11:39:00 PST

Logan's Kicks Vol. 8 (part one)

It's been awhile (due to computer trouble, busy with work, etc.) but im back with more kicks 2 share with yall, Of course I wasnt to busy to buy shoes so I got a bunch in this latest update which I'll...
Posted by Logan on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 10:43:00 PST

Logan's Kicks Vol. 7

A really sexy 1 this time....Air Jordan V Black/Carolina Blue-Im lovin' the color combo on these and the reflective toungue and clear icy blue soles kill me...had the hookup put these aside for me bec...
Posted by Logan on Sun, 20 Aug 2006 06:26:00 PST

Logan's Kicks Vol. 6

This ones gonna be a double shot...picked these up last week actually...Air Jordan 4 "Mars Blackmon"-These have a lil Spike Lee symbol on the heel commenerating his work in the old Air Jordan commerci...
Posted by Logan on Thu, 27 Jul 2006 04:55:00 PST

Logan's Kicks Vol. 5

Just copped these, as always tell me whatcha think...Air Force One "Scarface" edition: These are themed after the Scarface movie poster, black/white/red. The white n black are split perfectly down the...
Posted by Logan on Wed, 21 Jun 2006 03:15:00 PST

Logan's Kicks Vol. 4

These just arrived...as always tell me whatcha think.Air Force 1 "Pixie": These are baby blue n lime green patent leather, definetly gonna stand out wit these on......
Posted by Logan on Fri, 16 Jun 2006 03:22:00 PST