Alienating people I know since 1985 |
Stolen, but hilarious.
Myspace Bulletins - they’re even worse than email forwards. We’ve all seen them and we all hate them. We wonder why we have such idiotic people on our fr...
Posted by Pumpkin Escobar on Wed, 26 Mar 2008 07:46:00 PST |
You are not a cuban dictator. |
Bored at work + pet peeve made genius by Maddox = new blog
Fidel Castro hats were made to be worn by Fidel Castro. Not ..20-something-->hipster losers trying to look ironic. Unless you have a beard ...
Posted by Pumpkin Escobar on Fri, 22 Feb 2008 07:39:00 PST |
The day is mine |
My boss' partner was sent a gross image on her celphone this morning. I suggested to my boss that she send back the Goatse image. This suggestion lead to me unint...
Posted by Pumpkin Escobar on Fri, 18 May 2007 11:46:00 PST |
The Last Good Time |
I'm standing here at the bar trying to ignore these two hot chicks who I'm fairly sure have been staring at me for the past hour.
I think they've mistaken me for Gavin Rossdale. I'm not sure why, I j...
Posted by Pumpkin Escobar on Sat, 30 Dec 2006 07:49:00 PST |
The Zen of Drinking Alone |
"What'd you get up to last night?""Got wicked drunk.""Yeah? Where'd you go?""I didn't go anywhere. I drank at home.""You had a party and didn't invite me? Who showed up?""No one. I got drunk by myself...
Posted by Pumpkin Escobar on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 08:32:00 PST |
Inner thoughts |
Why do I sit around my apartment indian style on my tile floor just yelling out "YOU AIN'T GOT NO PANCAKE MIX! YOU AIN'T GOT NO PANCAKE MIX!"?
Posted by Pumpkin Escobar on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 07:15:00 PST |
I am rad |
I am proud to announce, that as of today, I am part of an elite group of people. One of the select few who can say that they have crashed into a wall and somehow managed to flip their vehicle complete...
Posted by Pumpkin Escobar on Fri, 06 Oct 2006 04:35:00 PST |
The Adventures of Tha Undead Homie |
Posted by Pumpkin Escobar on Sat, 29 Jul 2006 08:35:00 PST |
Things to do before I die |
1. Get dragged out of place (restaurant, ideally), hopefully be wearing tuxedo or suit and tie, point finger in air, declare "There'll be a letter in the Times about this!" 2. Perform some reasonabl...
Posted by Pumpkin Escobar on Wed, 19 Jul 2006 03:58:00 PST |
How to get hate mail |
Posted by Pumpkin Escobar on Fri, 09 Jun 2006 02:07:00 PST |
