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Chris

I'm Boring, But Overcompensate With Headlines and Flash Photography

About Me

Attention! If you are a band, or some stupid whore myspace page advertising your pictures on another website, do not even bother requesting to be my friend. Bands: you will just be "marked as spam"; whore pages: i will press the "report content" button. Do yourselves a favour: piss off.

My Interests

THE ONLY THING I HAVEN'T DONE YET IS DIE!

I'd like to meet:


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Music:

"It is in Music, perhaps, that the soul most nearly attains the great end for which, when inspired by the Poetic Sentiment, it struggles - the creation of supernal Beauty" - Edgar Allan Poe - The Poetic Principle (1850)
A, AFI, Alexisonfire, Alkaline Trio, Angels And Airwaves, Arctic Monkeys, Armor For Sleep, Atreyu, At The Drive In, Audioslave, Avenged Sevenfold, Babyshambles, Beastie Boys, Biffy Clyro, Blink 182, Blur, BoxCar Racer, Brand New, Capdown, Captain Everything, Communique, Cute Is What We Aim For, The Darkness, Dopamine, Death By Stereo, Eighteen Visions, Emanuel, Enter Shikari, Fall Out Boy, Foo Fighters, Four Year Strong, From First To Last, Finch, Gorillaz, Green Day, Guttermouth, Gym Class Heroes, Head Automatica, Hundred Reasons, Incubus, InMe, Jimmy Eat World, Kut U Up, Less Than Jake, Lost Prophets, Lucky Nine, MC Lars, Men, Women And Children, Motion City Soundtrack, Movielife, Muse, My Chemical Romance, New Found Glory, Nirvana, Panic! At The Disco, +44, Protest The Hero, Queen, Rage Against The Machine, Rancid, Red Hot Chilli Peppers, Refused, Reggie And The Full Effect, Rufio, Senses Fail, Slipknot, Solabeat Alliance, Sum 41, System Of A Down, Taking Back Sunday, Tenacious D, The Academy Is..., The Ataris, The Cure, The Descendants, The Kinison, The Libertines, The Offspring, The Streets, The Transplants, 36 Crazyfists, UnderOath, Weezer, Whitmore, Yellowcard

Movies:

Just really comedy films. Some of my favourites include: Anchorman, Wedding Crashers, Talladega Nights, Starksy And Hutch and Liar Liar. You may notice a pattern (apart from Liar Liar) that they all have Will Ferrell in them, he's awesome.

Television:

I tend just to watch comedies, as I love to laugh. Programs such as: That 70s Show; Family Guy; South Park; American Dad; Fawlty Towers. I also love watching Top Gear; as Jeremy Clarkson is by far the greatest journalist, EVER. Apart from those I only really watch music channels and Sky Sports News.

Books:

Just like to point up, i am not uncultured and do actually read books! Too many people from swindon claim not to read books. TV is so much more enriching; all the best stories are told on Big Brother anyway.

Heroes:

Jeremy Clarkson, Joe Cole, Patrick Stump, Darryn for 'pwning' on halo and doing 'uncool' things. Ricky Gervais would also have to be a hero, despite The Office being overrated.

My Blog

This is ridiculous

http://www.abc4.com/mostpopular/story.aspx?content_id=0391e6 f3-4081-4c8f-86c5-d72a03a31220
Posted by Chris on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 06:07:00 PST

I Know I'm Copying Kelly But...

    Why are people being such arrogant twats at the moment.  Personally I do not care much for MySpace anymore.  It's turned into a vanity site where people can express how 'c...
Posted by Chris on Mon, 15 Jan 2007 02:48:00 PST

I Am A Published Writer!

check out this, it's my contribution.  The English degree certainly is taking me places!   http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=camel+punch.. .
Posted by Chris on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 03:46:00 PST

MySpace Annoys Me

Eveyone should read this and think what fucking twat wrote this because it's total fucking bollocks. Argh i hate these bulletins with a vengence. Why do they even bother? It's not that hard to judge w...
Posted by Chris on Wed, 21 Jun 2006 03:21:00 PST

Quote Of The Day 21/04/06

You know when you play too much Xbox live when you call your boss a "Noob"
Posted by Chris on Sat, 22 Apr 2006 05:28:00 PST

Rant No. 2 16/03/06

It really annoys me when people write that they hate either A. Scene KidsB. Emo Kidswhen they also write in their music tastes that they like to listen to My Chemical Romance, Brand New and Dashboard ...
Posted by Chris on Thu, 16 Mar 2006 03:29:00 PST

Rant Number One 13/03/06

Acting illiterate really isn't cool. I just finished ready through some profiles and it's amazing how many people actually write "i don't read books". Why would someone openly advertise that? Sorry ma...
Posted by Chris on Mon, 13 Mar 2006 04:12:00 PST

The Forum's On Myspace

haha they are full of narrow minded pricks. "you're not punk if you listen to blink 182". funny as fuck. punk died. its dead. never comin back. accept it. lameasses. who wants to be punk anyway, stop ...
Posted by Chris on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

This One's For Kelly

"Emily" Smiles and her laughter its the only thing that I've been waiting for a time regardless of our distance and our hope...grows greater trapped by pretty eyes and letters for all time ...
Posted by Chris on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Ok so i posted this in a bulletin but just in case u didnt get it!

This is blink's setlist for their 2004 Uk Tour they are on at the mo!!! Feeling This Easy Target What's My Age Again? Happy Holidays, You Bastard Violence Obvious The Rock Show Asthenia Fir...
Posted by Chris on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST