CRASH - BANG - BOOM! |
so i was on my way to work this morning. running a bit late (but i usually am), the sun was shinning and i was singing about blue skies.... when BOOM! and FUCK! and AAAAHHHHHH!!!! An asshole i...
Posted by on Tue, 29 Aug 2006 17:57:00 GMT |
Haiku For My Almost Ex-Boss Satan |
Meet the attorney, Neil K
Cruel, mean--its a sport
Something wicked this way comes...
Posted by on Thu, 13 Jul 2006 13:22:00 GMT |
overserved! |
why do I do it? there should be a rule like the one where the sober person takes away your keys....someone needs to be in charge of taking away your phone.
yup. i'm talking about the drunk...
Posted by on Mon, 10 Jul 2006 20:17:00 GMT |
movin on up like george and weezie... |
well, finally, something good has come my way.
a new job.
i gave satan in armani the good news today. july 14th will mark the end of this era.
soon....i will have my own office (complete with se...
Posted by on Fri, 30 Jun 2006 09:17:00 GMT |
jazz fested |
last weekend i went to new orleans for the first time since i left (after thanksgiving). i didn't know what to expect. my family would say one thing, friends would say another, and the med...
Posted by on Sun, 07 May 2006 14:41:00 GMT |
hate my job |
Glorified Secretary
Im so freakin sick of my job. Is it possible to ever have a job where you get to use your brain and all that education--the thing you owe sallie mae the rest of your life for? Is i...
Posted by on Wed, 19 Apr 2006 06:56:00 GMT |
my new mistress |
so, finally, i've got it. she's beautiful and after over seven months of not having any, wow--it feels so good to back on it again.
she leaves my fingers swollen and sore.
and all i can say is.....
Posted by on Tue, 18 Apr 2006 18:50:00 GMT |
Here in Hotlanta.... |
it is anything but hot...in fact, they're predicting snow tonight/early morning.
So, it is official. I moved here over the weekend, sold my house (fingers crossed--should close the deal a...
Posted by on Wed, 07 Dec 2005 17:38:00 GMT |
Another F*cking Survey jacked from Bunglermoose by way of Fer |
1. Who are you? 2. Are we friends? 3. When and how did we meet? 4. How have I affected you? 5. What do you think of me? 6. What's the fondest memory you have of me? 7. How long do you think we will be...
Posted by on Sat, 20 Aug 2005 13:36:00 GMT |
At work, not working... |
Haiku For My Ankle
Oh ankle, the pain!
Big, black, boot cast on my leg
Walking with a sprain
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT |
