Well......
El Chupacabra has finally decided to leave the city of Fuego....there have been no attacks or sightings for a few weeks.... the local villagers of Fuego believe that their prayers have been answered by the mighty IDOL ........C H I C O.......... "we prey thu chico evry nite thu thake El Chupa away from us and owur Goats" says one happy villager. Another villager thinks its too soon for the Village of Fuego to start celebrating yet. Simeone Cowellez believes the mighty CHICO is a fraud " he is no idol, he was justh a goat herdher with no goats, he usedt thu make the goat noises himserf, and he did it vieri badhly too" " el chupa is hidin at the moment, but she will shoew her thrue colorz at the upcoming village festival called EX Factorez." ...so in hindsight have we seen the last of the fabled El Chupacabra...? or is El Chupa hiding........waitin for the hunters to put down their sticks, FOR THE GOAT HERDERS TO STOP CONSUMATING WITH THE GOATS..... only time will tell...................... by Hauxtar
If it's meant to be, It will be
The name on the certificate is Jesenia though you may use any of the following: J, Harry, Hash, Jeremia or Lasagna
and here's the story...
.... It all began in the morning, or afternoon, not quite sure, of the 18th of May 1987. A baby girl was born by cesarean session as she was facing the world feet first in a hospital in Los Teques, Venezuela. As a toddler she enjoyed eating soil from plantpots and was breast-fed until the age of 3. She was never one to use a dummy or suck her thumb though she was comforted by hugging a pillow in order to sleep, which she still does up to this day.
Starting school was traumatic and she cried on the first day, but then things slightly improved. Her hamster died when she was 9 and shortly after she had her heart broken for the first time, life seemed to be a bit of a bitch.
At age ten she left Venezuela and arrived in England, the prospect of ever seeing the Queen was rather exciting, disappointing to know that she never managed it. She got a part-time job, but it wasn't just a job, it was the chance to fulfil a new role, of a real life Oompa Loompa and giving children cavities and diabetes as well as increasing obesity rates. Regardless it's her second home and she's still here. This Sweet Heaven occupies her weekends and doesn't leave her much time to read the weekend papers which she so dearly enjoys.
Secondary school was okay, she disliked PE and Science but loved Sociology and English. At college her love of the English language increased and that's what made her decide to go to Uni and study English Language. She's nearly finished 2nd year and the finishing line is getting closer. After this she will follow the route into teaching.
She likes music a lot, but doesn't define herself to genres, different moods always call for different sounds, thus you will see her dancing about to anything and everything and singing along, badly. Alcohol and dancing go hand in hand wonderfully.
She got her first tattoos in January 2006, the stars on her chest, yes, the ones she most probably will regret when she's a 60 year old grandma walking around with a wrinkley chest and drooping stars, but she likes to live for the moment. In April 2006 she got her upper back done and her latest bit of pain was done in March 2007 when she decided to show her love of leopard print by getting some tattooed on her thigh, she hopes to get some more done but is unable to at the moment due to not having funds. She also likes a few piercings and has her labret, tongue and septum done. She had her wrist pierced but that rejected and now she has a horrible scar that looks like a vampire took a bite of her wrist. I think she gets easily bored and this is when she decides to do such things.
Going on holiday and new experiences are things she really enjoys, she likes sightseeing and museums. Some of the best places she's been to are Prague and Paris.
And that's the story so far....
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