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Joe SMASH!

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About Me

About time I updated this...I am many things to many people. To some I am Leonard. master of modern technology, petty tyrant of a crumbling electronic empire. To others, I am Joe, Loyal friend, Actor, Writer, big-hearted softie. To others still, I am The Smash, a Juggernaut of Destructive, raging power. He who you call when you need heavy things moved or things destroyed. It's a balancing act, deciding who I am at any particular moment. Lately I think I'm going to concentrate on the Writer. I like him. He is very focused. Who am I to you...? *** Update*** In case you haven't heard, my crumbling empire crumbled. I am now a "Independent Contractor", which is fancy-talk for unemployed. But, hey, I get to charge more now...Currently I'm sitting at home writing my script for "Jungle Book".

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I want rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperadoes, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswagglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shit-kickers and Methodists!

My Blog

My First Comic Con

First of all, I wasn't sure I was going to be able to go until Thursday afternoon. I was given the heads up that it was a possibility about 2 weeks ago, but I never thought I'd get that lucky.    I've...
Posted by on Sat, 25 Jul 2009 15:58:00 GMT

Muddville Video Journal #1

What is Muddvile? Muddvile is the new Late-night show at The Hunger Artists Theatre. A woman finds herself in a strange city populated by familiar characters.... AND MURDER!
Posted by on Sat, 31 Jan 2009 02:05:00 GMT

Muddville Video Journal #1

What is Muddville? Muddville is a new late-night show at Hunger Artists Theater in Fullerton. Come discover more about the mystery... www.hungerartists.com
Posted by on Fri, 30 Jan 2009 11:05:00 GMT

No Christmas for SMASH!

So, I hate Christmas. Go ahead, boo. Good. Now, back to it. I'm just not into it. I used to be, and maybe I will be again someday, but not now. So, I'm not doing it. No tree, no stockings, no music. N...
Posted by on Thu, 04 Dec 2008 22:23:00 GMT

A most curious party

My birthday party was tonight. We gathered at Hooters and played with Legos and Play-Doh. I got to judge a building contest among my friends. It was like somebody turned back the clock on our 3 tables...
Posted by on Mon, 03 Nov 2008 07:15:00 GMT

Curioser and curiouser...

Started a job today. Long term temp, data entry. It pays the bills. Not feeeling so good about myself, then I get an e-mail. A script I wrote has been selected for the "12 Plays of Christmas" Show at ...
Posted by on Fri, 31 Oct 2008 06:54:00 GMT

Jungle Book Opening Night

Well folks,    Tomorrow night is opening night for Jungle Book. My first play.    It's completely unreal. There are actors, and costumes, and posters, and postcards and a...
Posted by on Fri, 12 Sep 2008 06:56:00 GMT

Newsradio Season 5 Disc 3

             Last night, Maile and I sat down and watched the last disc of Newsradio Season 5. I was a huge fan of Newsradio when it was on the ai...
Posted by on Fri, 25 Jul 2008 21:14:00 GMT

Jungle Book Auditions! This Sunday!

All right all you Monkeys!It's finally here!Auditions for Jungle Book are this Sunday at The Hunger Artists Theatre in Fullerton. Noon to 4pm.No need to prepare anything, but the script is online if y...
Posted by on Thu, 24 Jul 2008 14:57:00 GMT

Dropkick Murphys, The Mighty Mighty Bosstones and The Vandals

Just got home from one of the craziest concerts I've been to in a good long while. Went to the Orange County Faire, saw the Pig Races, had some mediocre pizza and then went to Pacific Amphitheater. F...
Posted by on Mon, 21 Jul 2008 01:42:00 GMT