If u actually read my blogs still...... |
guess what?THEY'RE ANCIENT. I'm talking dave denis old. Those were written before everyone in the w-burg was a hippy or a fag. If u wanna check my new watercooleri...
Posted by on Mon, 21 May 2007 13:42:00 GMT |
def poetry slam @ DENNYs |
u ever have that robert frost moment at 3AM where its either the cab or the slice of pizza and the subway? I'm not a spiritual man but holy noly,,,,,,,lately I've been big on the slice and the subway...
Posted by on Sat, 05 Feb 2005 00:41:00 GMT |
scathing social commentary |
Somebody needs to write a column in 'Bodega Monthly'......the gig is up. Wise potato chips blow. Utz potato chips are delicious. Robert Smith told me he wrote that song 'just Like Heaven' about Utz ...
Posted by on Mon, 22 Nov 2004 23:11:00 GMT |
OHIO is America's retard |
when did this happen? Suddenly all of america and the whole world is treating Ohio like some special little re-re that can't think for itself. Well get on the bus and teach them crazy crackers in th...
Posted by on Sat, 30 Oct 2004 14:36:00 GMT |
have you watched TV this week..... |
I sure have. Anyone else notice the 'must-have' accessory of the RNC? Everyone is sportin' the Condoleezza Cowboy Hat! (yes I spell checked that one) . Seriously, is there some sort of rodeo peopl...
Posted by on Wed, 01 Sep 2004 09:27:00 GMT |
holy barf where does one begin |
sooooooooooo much to spill dearest water cooler.......totally intense,
lets begin with whats most fresh in my mind. my earthlink internet homepage has AP news headlines. One of the headlines I ju...
Posted by on Sun, 15 Aug 2004 22:32:00 GMT |
hi mom |
hoorah, I am visiting mom in Ohio. Tonight she made me hotwings.......what a peach. we watch movies and drink beer. its fun! did I mention she doesn't sleep. she drinks coffee all day, and trust ...
Posted by on Fri, 06 Aug 2004 21:17:00 GMT |
theres a new evil voice in my head |
dear water cooler,
today I took one of those 2-3 hour naps that just obliterate your ying-tang. totally confusing, y'know. so instead of getting up and moving on, I decide I need to play a round ...
Posted by on Fri, 16 Jul 2004 19:46:00 GMT |
maybe I should just give up...... |
maybe u should just shut up.
so my favorite critic Jess Will emails me asking for a url to my water cooler. whatever. then he tells me I'm a dick for writing that I ate lunch with dfa crew. ...
Posted by on Sat, 10 Jul 2004 10:24:00 GMT |
well hello to you..... |
dear boggle,
who's that handsome devil in the mirror.........why thats me!
I've never had a water cooler to hang out and shoot the shit with before, so from now on boggle, you're my new water co...
Posted by on Fri, 09 Jul 2004 11:46:00 GMT |
