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Dimples

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About Me

Myspace Layouts @ JellyMuffin.com I am 39, divorced, yeah I know go figure! So I had a momentary lapse of sanity in the mid 90's, he asked I said ok, he cheated he left, we divorced.. and my favorite word in the English dictionary is NEXT!

Let me make this completely clear! NEW JERSEY PEEPS ONLY , Sorry boys, Not interested in married guys and ones that are in a relationship but are too whipped to be a man and tell the woman that. (Damn pussies....weakness I tell you!) The Emporer is still my lord and master ROFL!
Yeah just call me Darth Maul... and my best friend is Darth Vader.. She rocks! Added a new charactor to our happy family ... Darth Sidious ... You dont get anymore evil than us .. BUAHAHAHAHAHA...
I'm really good at: lots of stuff... Mother Hen is a good thing. I hate to cook, actually I have been banned from my kitchen at home. "Put down the brownie mix and step away from the counter" its ugly.. but I can dishes and clean a kitchen really fast! I also run a Non-Profit Organization that works with victims of Internet Fraud, particularly Romance Scams. That would be that model like picture who mailed you professing his love and hes really in Western Africa. I love how they still email me even though it says all this. I guess they missed the picture of South Park. Email me for details.
The SIX things I could never do without: toothbrush hair brush pony tail holder Elroy (stuffed animal that I have) Hope... (my niece and the light of my life).. A down comforter. I spend a lot of time thinking about: sitting on the bottom of the ocean watching the fish.. (I dive)
ABOUT MY BIRTH MONTH
Fun to be with. Secretive. Difficult to fathom and to be understood. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Takes pride in oneself. Has reputation. Easily consoled. Honest. Concerned about people's feelings. Tactful. Friendly. Approachable. Emotional temperamental and unpredictable. Moody and easily hurt. Witty and sparkly. spazzy at times. Very revengeful. Forgiving but never forgets. dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things. Guides others physically and mentally. Sensitive and forms impressions carefully. Caring and loving. Treats others equally. Strong sense of sympathy. Wary and sharp. Judges people through observations. Hardworking. No difficulties in studying. Loves to be alone. Always broods about the past and the old friends. HOT. Waits for friends. Never looks for friends. Not aggressive unless provoked. Loves to be loved. Easily hurt but takes long to recover.


About WHAT KIND OF GREEN ANIME GIRL ARE YOU?
*Green Swimmer*---Personality---Strong and Kind---Fortune---The water will bring you many things.-You were born by the water and have been in it ever since! You are a natural born fish! Water is your element and you live and breathe for it. If it was up to you, you would have gills and a mermaid tail!

My Interests

Scuba Diving, swimming, jet skiing, boating, AC, spending time with my friends who mean so much to me. New Hope PA, shopping, playstation 3, Working out -- ew cant believe I just typed that.

I'd like to meet:

Val Kilmer, Richard Greico. Id love to meet my grandfather (Moms Dad), he passed before I was born and the stories she tells makes me want to know him even more.
Heroes take journeys, confront dragons, and discover the treasure of their true selves. Although they may feel very alone during the quest, at its end their reward is a sense of community: with themselves, with other people, and with the earth.Do you ever put your arms out and spin and spin and spin? Well thats what lovbe is like. Makes you heart race, turns your world upsidedown. But if your not careful, if you dont keep your eyes on something still, you can lose your balance. You cant see whats happening to the people around you...You cant see that your about to fall...

Music:

2 AM and she calls me 'cause I'm still awake, "Can you help me unravel my latest mistake?, I don't love him. Winter just wasn't my season" Yeah we walk through the doors, so accusing their eyes Like they have any right at all to criticize, Hypocrites. You're all here for the very same reason'Cause you can't jump the track, we're like cars on a cable And life's like an hourglass, glued to the table No one can find the rewind button, girl. So cradle your head in your hands And breathe... just breathe, Oh breathe, just breatheMay he turned 21 on the base at Fort Bliss "Just a day" he said down to the flask in his fist, "Ain't been sober, since maybe October of last year." Here in town you can tell he's been down for a while, But, my God, it's so beautiful when the boy smiles, Wanna hold him. Maybe I'll just sing about it.Cause you can't jump the track, we're like cars on a cable, And life's like an hourglass, glued to the table. No one can find the rewind button, boys, So cradle your head in your hands, And breathe... just breathe, Oh breathe, just breatheThere's a light at each end of this tunnel, You shout 'cause you're just as far in as you'll ever be out And these mistakes you've made, you'll just make them again If you only try turning around.2 AM and I'm still awake, writing a song If I get it all down on paper, it's no longer inside of me, Threatening the life it belongs to And I feel like I'm naked in front of the crowd Cause these words are my diary, screaming out loud And I know that you'll use them, however you want toBut you can't jump the track, we're like cars on a cable, And life's like an hourglass, glued to the table No one can find the rewind button now Sing it if you understand. and breathe, just breathe woah breathe, just breathe, Oh breathe, just breathe, Oh breathe, just breathe.

Movies:

My favorite X-Man Hero is: The White Queen (Emma Frost). Not only is she very feminine she is who I am most like, unless you count Iceman. Emma has special Powers : A very powerful telepath, she can easily control other people's minds. She has also undergone a secondary mutation enabling her to transform her body into a diamond-hard substance . However, while in this state, she is unable to use her telepathy.

Television:

Ill have my steak Medium Moo please!


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Books:

i carry you in my heart... by ee cummingsi carry your heart with me (i carry it in my heart) i am never without it (anywhere i go you go, my dear; and whatever is done by only me is your doing, my darling)i fear no fate (for you are my fate,my sweet) i want no world (for beautiful you are my world,my true) and it's you are whatever a moon has always meant and whatever a sun will always sing is youhere is the deepest secret nobody knows (here is the root of the root and the bud of the bud and the sky of the sky of a tree called life; which grows higher than soul can hope or mind can hide) and this is the wonder that's keeping the stars aparti carry your heart (i carry it in my heart)"FMLYHM"You could've been the real one You could've been the one enough for me You could've been the free one (the broken down and sick one) Remnant of a vacant lifeYou come around when you find me faithless You come around when you find me faceless @$*& me like you hate me (dig it up and tear it down) Dig it up and whore me out @$*& me like you hate me (dig it up and tear it down) I love the sound when you come undoneYou could've been the next one (God only knows) You could've been the one to comprehend me You could've been the only one (the broken down and sick one) You could've been the one who i lie withYou come around when you finally face this You come around when you find me faceless @$*& me like you hate me (dig it up and tear it down) Dig it up and whore me out @$*& me like you hate me (dig it up and tear it down) Don't make a sound 'til I come undoneYou'll never break me You'll never break me You'll never break meYou could've been the real one You could've been the last one I'd lie with You could've been the old one I should've been the one who diedYou come around when you finally face this You come around when you find me faceless @$*& me like you hate me (dig it up and tear it down) Dig it up and whore me out @$*& me like you hate me (dig it up and tear it down) I love the sound when you come undone @$*& me like you hate me (@$*& you like you hate me) @$*& me like you hate me (you'll never break me) @$*& me like you hate me (dig it up, tear it down) You'll come around when you find me faceless

Heroes:


You Are 60% Evil
You are evil, but you haven't yet mastered the dark side.
Fear not though - you are on your way to world domination.

My Blog

The Ten Most Dangerous Mistakes Men Make With Women

..:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" />I found this on Craigs List... its awesome MISTAKE 1: BeingToo Much Of A "Nice Guy" Women don't base their choices of men on ho...
Posted by Dimples on Mon, 25 Feb 2008 05:45:00 PST

The Ten Most Dangerous Mistakes Men Make With Women

..:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" />I found this on Craigs List... its awesome MISTAKE 1: BeingToo Much Of A "Nice Guy" Women don't base their choices of men on ho...
Posted by Dimples on Mon, 25 Feb 2008 05:45:00 PST

Men stop complaining about your gfs or get a new one

So I was sitting there one day and realized a lot of things about people single people. Men that bitch and moan that their gf's call them too much, are giving them enough sex, they are too spendy, don...
Posted by Dimples on Mon, 14 Jan 2008 09:10:00 PST

MEN.. DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW YOU MAKE US FEEL?

..> ..> ..>   ..> It seems that a womans bra size is more important than anything else, that the word sexy is the only adjective in the dictionary. Do you understand how this makes us f...
Posted by Dimples on Fri, 04 May 2007 07:12:00 PST

I hate mornings....

I find that I am most emotional in the morning. I find it hard to get up and get to work or just get moving. I dont know why, just there are days that I say I dont want to do this today. So I crawl ba...
Posted by Dimples on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 09:13:00 PST

What is Single....

Single...solo as in alone .. as in no wife no girlfriend no fiance .... no woman in your life that you hate but dont have the balls to tell them. Yes thats single. Arent there single men anymore? Are ...
Posted by Dimples on Sat, 15 Jul 2006 06:08:00 PST

YOU MIGHT BE A SCAMMER IF .....

[Disclaimer: This started out to be just a list of scammer red flags, but as I was writing for some reason Jeff Foxworthy popped into my head. This is NOT to make light of any of the pain an...
Posted by Dimples on Tue, 07 Mar 2006 03:05:00 PST

Stupid IMs....

So you leave an away message .. like.. "Im busy getting ready for a party" or something.... and some guy that you have never met sends you an IM that says "oh your beautiful already dont do anything.....
Posted by Dimples on Tue, 17 Jan 2006 05:02:00 PST

the internet ... amazing

I have been online for over 10 years, dating doing work.. etc. It never ceases to amaze me.. you can hide in it you can lie to others or you can be yourself. Then theres the ones that just like to pla...
Posted by Dimples on Sun, 08 Jan 2006 07:06:00 PST