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BJ- The Muscular Mayor of Sexy City

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Festival Survival Guide

Hello to you all. Well, it's that time again! Yes, I'm talking about the mighty Reading Festival. This year I thought it appropriate to write a small little guide considering the number and experience...
Posted by on Sun, 05 Aug 2007 05:18:00 GMT

Cribs!

Hullo everyone! Have you ever wondered 'My goodness, I wonder what Joe's little desk set up is like?' - ever wondered what I'm doing while I'm typing away here? What's around me? What I have for inspi...
Posted by on Wed, 18 Jul 2007 07:10:00 GMT

Utter Rubbish

Hey hey everyone! I thought it may be time once again for a bit of a blog update, these 'summer' days are getting so long and bulletins and communicating generally with everyone is becoming increasing...
Posted by on Sat, 14 Jul 2007 06:48:00 GMT

The Pink Room

This is my pathetic attempt at trying to show you all this brilliant story as told by Joe Webster, the man, the legend. It had us all in fits of laughter, so I hope you will find it ebenso.   The...
Posted by on Sun, 27 May 2007 09:32:00 GMT

Saturday Night Wrist (Not the new Deftones album)

The Guide to: Surviving A Skint Saturday Night With Nowhere to Go and No One to See Joe Gardiner This guide is to accompany my first Saturday night, in God knows how long, at home. Its hard to forg...
Posted by on Sat, 21 Apr 2007 13:23:00 GMT

PCC Terminology Pt 2

And thus we continue or epic quest into the lexicon of The Pat's Cafe Crew:   "[Blank] let's go." - pop. saying - the blank must be filled with a noun of a commodity wished by the speaker; eg "Sm...
Posted by on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 12:36:00 GMT

PCC Terminology- Pt 1

Good afternoon everyone, It is I, Big Joe, once again, here to learn you all of some things. It is a common fact that our crew The Pat's Cafe Crew are by far and away the most formidable, arguing, dru...
Posted by on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 08:06:00 GMT

The Play

Here's a little piece that me and the Lime cooked up! Enjoy!   The Trials & Tribulations of Bakery & Finance Related Miscapades. By Limey & Big Joe. Fuck you Tricknose.Cast:McGregor ...
Posted by on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 02:47:00 GMT

A Children's Story

The Miscapades of Mr Meaner- Fetch's Special Day Here is Mr Meaner. He is a tall man with short brown hair, and a brown dog! The dog is called Fetch, he is a nice dog. Him and Mr Meaner are the best ...
Posted by on Sun, 04 Mar 2007 08:57:00 GMT

Things you should be doing...

Hey hey, I'm feeling prescriptive today so heres my list of all things you should be doing!   You should be listening to the following: Synchestra by The Devin Townsend Band- especially Sunshine ...
Posted by on Mon, 26 Feb 2007 12:00:00 GMT