I DON'T WANNA BE AN IMAGINARY "FRIEND" OF YOUR BAND. If you rock, I'LL come to YOU. And serial adders aren't going to get any love from me either.I like people who try not to take themselves too seriously. People who like to overcome their own fears. People who are tough enough to push past their comfort zone in order to stand up for what they believe in. Iconoclasts. Autodidacts. Polyglots. Thespians. People who use big words. People who aren't afraid to pick up a dictionary when someone else uses big words.I want rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bulldykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shit-kickers and Methodists!