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David

Sweet, sweet heart.

About Me

Look at me swathed in polka-dots, sullen with self content, nay-saying! Captivating like Niagara Falls is Barbara Walters, or more clearly, liquid sex.

My Interests

amateur medicine, accumulating garbage, hip-hop status

I'd like to meet:

I want to meet a cool motivator.

Music:

Anything sleazy, really.

Movies:

Giallos.

Television:

Today's Special.

Books:

I have an especially soft spot for detective novels.

Heroes:

R. Scott