alexander

a jersey city boy. here to kill the stereotypes. a champion of the different, the awkward, and strange. with two decades behind me, i'm ready to start a legacy. an ambitious dreamer, an unrealistic optimist. too nice for my own good. an overachiever, but for unadmirable reasons. an overanalyzer. easily amused with a slight case of OCD. used to cheat the eye doctor by memorizing the letters. unhappy inhabitant of the friends zone. impressed by speed. these hips don't lie. magic mic professional. pretty big feet. low-maintenance, but spoiled in a different kind of way. very bad at math and sealing deals. money waster. more afraid of dirty bathrooms than the real world. a million bucks.