Mike Tyson, Slash, Col. Sanders, Owen Wilson- at a bar just so other chicks would see me talking with him, John Force, Jared from the Subway commercials (so I could bash his kneecaps, then he couldn't walk or run anymore and he'd get fat again then Subway would stop putting him on TV), Tommy Lee, Ali G, some of my kids, the guy that invented velcro, id like to "meet my match" as the saying goes, Daisy Duke (the real one, circa 1983).