About Me
I have two hands, my left and my right. Hold them apart, so clean and bright. I have a head, two eyes, two ears, a nose, a mouth and black hair. I also have legs with feet and the customary ten toes. When I eat food, it goes into my stomach and it will later come out my butt. It always looks different coming out then it does going in (i.e. whether you eat chicken or steak it still comes out like a big brown log, except during times of diahrea,other deffication difficulties or the ingestion of corn). Anyways, I also drive a car, I work, I sleep and when I go to a party I drink and dance. All in all, I'm just like everyone else, but I'm way cooler, more good looking and I'm me, not you!Layout powered by HOT FreeLayouts
