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DJD

Why hi

About Me

Why hi there, welcome to my myspace domain. Yes total fun isn't it? I'll try to tell my life story in 8 seconds or less. I am a new soul in this world, I have very little knowledge on life and I would like to get to know it a lot better. 1987 was the year that I debuted. I was born and raised in the third world country of Miami, Florida. That place sucks, it's not the best vacation destination in the world unless you're related to one Donald Trump.I have Cuban roots in me yes. I've heard plenty of immigrant jokes, however, if you must know, my grandparents flew. They never used s tire or raft, so eat me.Miami life became shit, so my wise mother took our family and moved to Central Florida. Today I am very thankful for that because it is an incredible life up here. Mom rules, stfu I'm a mama's boy.You know what I do for fun? I go to my college theatre and perform in some plays. That's total fun. I also draw draw draw on my PC. Adobe Photoshop, yes. There is not one day where I don't use that program. Whatever I see in this world, I draw it. I love billiards. I LOVE BILLIARDS. If you ask me to go play billiards with you, IMMA GOING. So please, let's play some billiards. I LOVE THE BEACH. Wanna move into an apartment with me in Daytona Beach?I am about 6'4 and weigh an amount where if you don't like it, fine, up to you. I don't smoke and I don't drink. Two gingerales and I'm an animal. That won't stop me from going to bars however, I love that environment.I've noticed life doesn't go to well if you get worried too much. Relax and be loose, I'm slowly learning that. Fuck you, nevermind, be worried, nothing will get better.Hey feel free to talk to me. If you want to know more about me, go ahead and IM me at AIM or something. My AIM name is: DJDustman87. My YIM name is also: DJDustman87. My e-mail is DJDustman87(AT)yahoo(dot)com. Dammit I'm lonely, talk to meh.
Try saying this 5 times: "Unique New York".
I love Scooby Doo. I love ALF. I love Yoshi. They are my heroes.You must suffer boredom to read about me.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Dustin
Birthday: April 17, 1987
Birthplace: Miami, Florida
Current Location: Umatilla, Florida
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 6'5
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right Handed, I use the left hand for other things.
Your Heritage: eh, some Cuban.
The Shoes You Wore Today: Sandals
Your Weakness: none really
Your Fears: Carnival rides
Your Perfect Pizza: EVERYTHING ON IT
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: To go on Wheel of Fortune.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: ROFL
Thoughts First Waking Up: To lose some pounds?
Your Best Physical Feature: My..face...?
Your Bedtime: Varies
Your Most Missed Memory: The Sahara Beach Club
Pepsi or Coke: Coke, Pepsi Sucks, YEAH JERRY, IT SUCKS.
MacDonalds or Burger King: Burger King, its all bigger.
Single or Group Dates: Single, but don't care really, just as long as its not one of those switching partner things.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Tea sucks.
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla, yum
Cappuccino or Coffee: Mocha
Do you Smoke: no
Do you Swear: Fuck no.
Do you Sing: I can
Do you Shower Daily: Yes
Have you Been in Love: Yes
Do you want to go to College: Yes, and major in aaccctttiinnngggg
Do you want to get Married: No
Do you belive in yourself: Who?
Do you get Motion Sickness: I do, yes, on boats specifically
Do you think you are Attractive: Yes.
Are you a Health Freak: No.
Do you get along with your Parents: 1/2 yes.
Do you like Thunderstorms: eh, they are fun to see.
Do you play an Instrument: Use to play the Clarinet, how shitty.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: no
In the past month have you Smoked: wrong
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no
In the past month have you gone on a Date: noop.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: I'd like to not have a heart attack before 30.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Yes I have, Chinese Buffets rule and so does sushi.
In the past month have you been on Stage: I have indeed. Hi pirate people.
In the past month have you been Dumped: I've taken a dump..
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: I am not skinny so no.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Probably.
Ever been Drunk: No
Ever been called a Tease: .....
Ever been Beaten up: noop
Ever Shoplifted: one, a pack of gum :).
How do you want to Die: at age 100, by natural causes
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A Television Game Show Host :)
What country would you most like to Visit: oooh, Australia has the show "Temptation", there.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: any
Favourite Hair Color: any
Short or Long Hair: long
Height: shorter than me :)
Weight: equal to or less than me :)
Best Clothing Style: none
Number of Drugs I have taken: none
Number of CDs I own: like 4 or 5
Number of Piercings: none
Number of Tattoos: none
Number of things in my Past I Regret: many many things
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My Interests

I have so many interests, it's not even funny. Where to start?
Well I love the beach, it's a place I grew up on. Any beach is wonderful. I love to play pool, 9-ball or 8-ball, they are both great. I love doing graphics on Adobe Photshop, hence the background used. I've watched TV Game Shows and sitcoms my whole life and that's a passion of mine.

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet the one who I can say "I had the time of my life sharing my day with you." I'd like to meet the one who I can cuddle up with or hold on to at night. I'd like to meet you. Talk to me.As for TV and famous people. I wish ALF and Scooby were real. Jim Perry, a fine example of TV host perfection. I'd like to meet him one day before he goes. Conan O'Brien is one person who can put a smile on my face when I'm down. Joan Rivers is someone I look up to as well, she is real and I love it when she puts things down, fuckin hilarious. Roseanne Barr is also another person I'd like to meet.

Music:

There are a few pieces of music I love, my all time favorite is Aerosmith's "I Don't Wanna Miss a Thing." You know, the theme to the film "Armageddon." It's the best song. There are others I like as well, including "Where'd You Go" by Fort Minor, "Owner of a lonely heart" by Yes, and others there.

Movies:

I hate the movie theatres. Let's go bowling instead.

Television:

There are many TV shows out there, my favorites you ask? Well I love the old show "Sale of the Century". I bet 95% of the people who are reading this right now have NO clue on what that show is, so we will move on. I like watching Conan at night, Nick at Nite reruns, Sanford and Son, and CNN...

Books:

Toxin. Very very good fictional book about e-coli.

Heroes:

My idol, Jim Perry. He's the reason why I want to get into TV. Family. Conan O'Brien, nobody can put a smile on my face like him. Alf.

My Blog

Hi back to loserness

Hello everyone, just here to remind you that if you want to go to lake square mall and see me at tilt working...well you will! I'm back with a vengeance.....back to being a loser, but, I need the mone...
Posted by DJD on Fri, 16 Nov 2007 01:19:00 PST

Dorks

Hi once again. So here I sit, still unemployed, trying to make the best of it. I have a couple of places lined up to go to hopefully. More importantly, I was thinking of going back to Tilt, however I ...
Posted by DJD on Tue, 06 Nov 2007 06:44:00 PST

Banking

First and foremost, FUCK YOU BANKOFAMERICA. I'M SORRY I DON'T MATCH WITH YOUR POTENTIALS. I WAS APPLYING FOR A LOCATION IN THE MIDDLE OF FUCKING HICKTOWN AND YOU WON'T HIRE ME?!?! THANKS FOR MAKING ME...
Posted by DJD on Mon, 22 Oct 2007 10:45:00 PST

milestones

Today is a milestone day for two things. Firstly:Anyone catch "The Price is Right" today? New HOST! Bob Barker was replaced by Drew Carey and what a refreshing change it is. Drew brings a new style to...
Posted by DJD on Mon, 15 Oct 2007 11:35:00 PST

TALKING THE TALK

Listen to the show folks! You can hear three great guys talking the talk, and YOU CAN HEAR ME SUB ON SHOWS 11, 21, and 28!e-dingus.com/talkWARINING: STRONG LANGUAGE AND JOKING. It's all fun, nothing i...
Posted by DJD on Fri, 05 Oct 2007 10:26:00 PST

nonsense

Go on ebay, buy an SNES, a mouse and the pad and Mario Paint. A cuntingly fun game.
Posted by DJD on Fri, 05 Oct 2007 09:09:00 PST

hi

Hello. It is Sunday morning. 2:36 AM. I am up because I can barely sleep due to a nap before. It sucks not having a job again. I will be back.I don't want to sound narcissistic or anything, even thoug...
Posted by DJD on Sun, 09 Sep 2007 11:40:00 PST

Post Tilt

Hello hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii. Welp it's my first day of unemployment how nice is that..The last day of Tilt...was something. It would have been great had I not suffered an enormous migraine 3/4 of the ni...
Posted by DJD on Sun, 02 Sep 2007 01:16:00 PST

TILT

I am putting in my two weeks notice for tilt. I will no longer be tilt guy. NO MORE, I CAN DO BETTER THINGS WITH MY LIFE.No more helping dumb lil kids with their ticket probs.No more asshole moms who...
Posted by DJD on Sun, 19 Aug 2007 11:29:00 PST

This is the big one Elizabeth

Ohhhhhhhhh today is the big Post Office exam! If I pass, I become a mail carrier making $17.51 an hour! If not, ohh well. It has to happen, I can't go on with that fun place called TILT anymore. The p...
Posted by DJD on Wed, 08 Aug 2007 07:33:00 PST