Let's see, I basically suck! My name is Eric, but people
call me Boner. I'm getting fat, kind of balding, I burp a
lot, fart a lot and swear a lot. I'm loud, obnoxious and I
drink too much. I have no patience and a bad temper. I'm always rushing people. I get diarrhea when I get excited. I've been know to shit in places I shouldn't. I make ridiculous faces while in swimming pools. I talk a lot of shit that never happens i.e. building/obtaining hot rods and motorcycles. Fuck you Dustin. Maybe we should open a shop. Tiffany thinks myspace is lame as fuck. She's bitching at me right now. In fact, she's always bitching at me. She has big titties though, so it's cool. Oh yeah and she's my wife. I have a penchant for things that will kill me, i.e. Guinness, Jameson and Kool Milds. I never exercise. I love chicken strips and fries. I love Chili's chips and Salsa. I'm unbelievably lazy. Fuck, what else. Oh yeah how could I forget, I have a great family both by blood and friendship. I love you all. I'll write more later. Damn, the truth hurts.
