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Renee

Are you wearing space panties?

About Me

I'm Renee. I'm a slow talker with a thick accent. I don't mind eating off the floor(my floor), I'm a perv, I'm a slacker in school. Bad spelling is a turn-off. Comedy arouses me. I have expensive taste but at the same time, am very thrifty. Old people are way cuter than babies/kids. I hate straws because I think everybody knows who straws are for. I like assholes, usually pale skinny ones; sad but true. I love Pearl Jam almost as much as I love your mom. I think collarbones are sexy and I thoroughly enjoy having my ass smacked repeatedly. Mornings are only good for fondling and chik-fi-la. I like odd numbers. I'm extremely superstitious, I'm an insomniac,and I think most girls are annoying as hell. I love flicking off people when I'm driving mostly just for being a waste of space and also for ruining my song. I have no clue what I want to do for the rest of my life and....nothing I say ever makes any sense. ..

My Interests

auburn football, beer, caramel, bananas, chicken and dumplings,free concerts at oak mtn, crangrape juice, guitar, in my pants, italian food, koala bears, lucky charms, macaroni and cheese, mexican food, music, money, parties, quesadillas, renee 6 mafia, road trips, summer, swimming, getting some ass, thanksgiving, tortellini, biting,talking slow to mesmerize you, trying to dance, stuff I shouldn't talk about, cold m&ms, arby's motherfuckin milkshakes, auburn, Willie's, funny people, ebay, buying things on impulse when I'm broke

I'd like to meet:

meatwad and eddie vedder

Music:

"She don't like other women, she likes whips and chains. She likes cocaine"- I love you zz top.... I like a bunch of stuff. God knows I'm a sucker for classic rock and that will never change....ac/dc, bob marley, boston, coldplay, counting crows, dashboard confessional, dave matthews, jump little children, elvis, older green day, goo goo dolls, bad company, guns 'n' roses, supertramp, heart, kilo, oasis, jack johnson, jewel, pink floyd, old matchbox 20, old weezer, the doors, tom petty, a perfect circle, outkast, pearl jam,pete yorn, project pat, three six mafia, smashing pumpkins, janis joplin, rilo kiley, bush, journey, john mellencamp, steve miller band, the eagles, al green, old blink 182, tupac, elton john, alanis morrisette, poision, bob dylan, queen, the rolling stones,styx, the cars, the cure, led zeppelin, the postal service, sublime, van halen, zz top

Movies:

zoolander, big, dazed and confused, donnie darko, elf, the ladykillers, the wedding singer, bad seed, the sweetest thing, royal tenenbaums, the blue lagoon, coming to america, wet hot american summer, rules of attraction

Television:

Aqua Teen Hunger Force, A&E- I really like watching stuff like Cold Case files and murder cases and I know that sounds creepy, Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, Family Guy, Unsolved Mysteries, Daria, Will and Grace, Blind Date, The Jeffersons, The Simple Life, Sex and the City

Heroes:


My Blog

the past 2 months of lameness

damn I haven't written anything in forever. I haven't really been getting on myspace much in a while due to lack of internet/interest. Shit lately has still not been the greatest but I'...
Posted by Renee on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 10:38:00 PST

please stop being so fucking boring

Last night was a strange night. I went to Bourbon street with Brooke Jessica and Sara. I really shouldn't have spent my money but once again I did. I really didn't enjoy this bar trip at all. I hate ...
Posted by Renee on Sun, 21 Jan 2007 12:23:00 PST

i had to be there

shit, I really need to start working soon. I'm quite bored, very broke and it just feels funny not to be working. I've got to get a copy of my mvr but hopefully I can do that tomorrow and get this shi...
Posted by Renee on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 06:44:00 PST

boogida boogida

Just to write a brief summary: I lost my phone at supper club the other night, motherfucker. I kinda got my job back at Loco's but my mvr came back saying I couldn't drive which makes no sense b/c I'v...
Posted by Renee on Wed, 10 Jan 2007 06:02:00 PST

new years disaster

Alright so I'm at T.C.'s/Alex's eating my holiday m&ms and grape juice listening to Dave. I feel like absolute shit. The last thing I remember last night was being at some party at Bellwood and la...
Posted by Renee on Mon, 01 Jan 2007 09:11:00 PST

facebook cat

Last night I had one of my many weird ass dreams. Now usually when I hear people talk about their "weird" dreams they say something like oh well I was at the grocery store and my 3rd grade teacher was...
Posted by Renee on Wed, 20 Dec 2006 07:43:00 PST

which way

I'm so lost right now. I went to Auburn this weekend to try and find an apartment which I only had luck with a house but I've got to wait for this dude to call me back. But every decision I make now I...
Posted by Renee on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 09:34:00 PST

i hate work

I'm so sick of working right now. I'm incredibly burnt out on that shit. Its not like its hard or anything but doing it over and over every day is driving me crazy. The customers are rude and well the...
Posted by Renee on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 10:05:00 PST

bongos? or bongoes?

Dammit my head hurts. I don't really have shit to say other than I'm bored, really broke and my car has no gas. Its fucking freezing outside and I had to call the po-po's tonight to escort me to ...
Posted by Renee on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 06:07:00 PST

nothing's changed but the surrounding bullshit that has grown

I've been almost entirely happy today which is kick ass because I don't know if I've been this way in weeks. I finally have the internet working on my computer now which is amazing considering i don't...
Posted by Renee on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 08:57:00 PST