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Bert

I am here for Friends

About Me

I'd suggest you talk to my friends & fans... I'm much to humble to describe my many accomplishments

Myspace Layouts at Pimp-My-Profile.com / Neato

My Interests

Talking about science...

I'd like to meet:

A rich older person who can become my patron, like they used to have in the middle ages. Nevermind that I can't produce any meaningful artwork or music in return

Music:



Movies:

Can't believe Jet Li retired - I'll never watch another movie

Television:

I learned how to kino-escalate from The Pickup Artist. I 3 Heroes, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

Books:

I'm reading again... yay! Robert E. Howard, George R.R. Martin, and Alan Moore are my faves. If you're a dork that likes fantasy I suggest you check into them ASAP

Heroes:

Myself... what a stand-up, wonderful guy! What more could you ask for? Other than that, I'd say Jesus, Ghandi

My Blog

lonely people

I spend time in coffee shops. A LOT of time. There's four within two blocks of my house, and collectively they function as my office. While there I work, and watch, and observe people. I see a lot of ...
Posted by Bert on Wed, 07 Nov 2007 11:44:00 PST

So I just had one of the oddest experiences of my life.

I go into Starbucks, walk up to the counter. The barista says "how ya doin?"  I say "fine." Then... nothing. Usually they follow-up with "what can I get for you?"  I've ordered a cup of coff...
Posted by Bert on Wed, 07 Nov 2007 07:41:00 PST

Spooky Halloween Subliminal Message

You've got to check this out - make sure to listen to the song all the way through and at loud volume, it's totally creepy!http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/subliminal...
Posted by Bert on Wed, 31 Oct 2007 11:48:00 PST

I like to write complaint letters...

An open letter the guy sitting in Cafe Dollop, listening to "OK Computer" so loud on his headphones that it's distracting me from across the room:Attn: Captain NumbnutsRE: You suck.Oh you dumb, dumb h...
Posted by Bert on Tue, 23 Oct 2007 04:22:00 PST

Good for you NC

http://www.365gay.com/Newscon07/10/102207nc.htmDear friends at home - you better vote this time around!  You may not have any impact on who's your next president, but at least you could win back ...
Posted by Bert on Mon, 22 Oct 2007 11:30:00 PST

What I hate about you

Here's what I hate most about you, my top 4 reasons why you're dishonest and a coward.1) When asked what kinds of music you like, you say "pretty much all kinds", and claim that you're really diverse....
Posted by Bert on Thu, 18 Oct 2007 01:54:00 PST

institutionalized racism

So does it exist?  As Bill Cosby points out in his new book, 80% of  people busted for powder cocaine are white, while 75% of people busted for crack cocaine are black. Cocaine is more expen...
Posted by Bert on Mon, 15 Oct 2007 12:58:00 PST

Cruisin at the airport

So Larry Craig, the Idaho Republican Senator accused of eliciting gay sex, has withdrawn his resignation from the senate and maintains his innocence. It's so pathetic, it's clear he was cruisin:"The p...
Posted by Bert on Mon, 08 Oct 2007 02:47:00 PST

good times

I'm sitting here in Starbucks, listening to some wretched Dave Matthews Band song and observing the mentally ill lady in front of me. Its funny how based on appearance alone you can tell someone is il...
Posted by Bert on Wed, 26 Sep 2007 09:32:00 PST

haves and have-nots

Last night on the way home, I saw a bunch of people playing tennis in the Streeterville Park, next to my work. A bum was sleeping on the ground next to the court, curled up in his sleeping bag just to...
Posted by Bert on Fri, 14 Sep 2007 10:37:00 PST