~Page Pimped by Danni~
~*I'M A WOMAN*~
I shave my legs,
sit down to pee,
and I can justify
any shopping spree
I don't go to the barber
but a beauty salon
I can get a massage
without a hard on
I can balance the checkbook
I can pump my own gas
can talk to my friends
about the size of my ass
My beauty's a masterpiece
and yes, it takes long
at least I can admit
when I've done wrong
I don't drive in circles
at any cost
and I don't have a problem
admitting I'm lost
I never forget
an important date
you just gotta deal with it
I'm always late
I watch movies
with lots of gore
don't need an instant replay
to remember the score
I won't lose my hair
or get jock itch
and just cause I'm assertive
don't call me a bitch
don't say to your friends
oh yeah, I can get her
or in your dreams,
oh dear
I can do better
I don't have a problem
with expressing my feelings
Look into my eyes and not at the ceiling
My mouth gets me in trouble
But that's improving
I can tell if your lying
your lips are moving
flowers are okay
but honesty's best
look at me you idiot...
and not at my chest!!!
Dude......
DON'T call me a GIRL
A BABE or a CHICK
I am a WOMAN
Don't you Get it?
Don't ever forget it, you d*ck!!!
Whats does your personality rate from 1-10? by morning_prayer
Your first full name
Your personality rates a nine
your best quality is people like you
your worst quality is youre too sweet
this is because you were born this way