I'm the kind of guy that knows what to say and knows how to get out of almost every situation. I dont like to lie i dont like to steal....... but i do what i gotta do to help a friend in need. i live in the M. I. A. M. I. 3 0 5 till i muddafukin die!!! ives all the way. i got the 3 best friends i could ever ask for and what can i say i got a good life. I like extreme sports and i LOVE to play music.
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Name: Jordan
Birthday: 5/15/1990
Birthplace: Miami 305 till i muddafuckin die
Current Location: Miami
Eye Color: dark brown
Hair Color: dark brown
Height: 5'8
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: israel
The Shoes You Wore Today: none so far
Your Weakness: fine girls
Your Fears: bees ( i know its wack)
Your Perfect Pizza: olives pinapple hamm sausuage and cheese
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: get my car
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: LMAO
Thoughts First Waking Up: is it saturday yet
Your Best Physical Feature: eyes
Your Bedtime: whats that....?
Your Most Missed Memory: my grand dad
Pepsi or Coke: coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: BK all the way!!
Single or Group Dates: single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: nestea
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: cappuccino
Do you Smoke: used to
Do you Swear: not too much
Do you Sing: HELL NO
Do you Shower Daily: HELL YEA
Have you Been in Love: once
Do you want to go to College: yes
Do you want to get Married: yes in the future
Do you belive in yourself: at times
Do you get Motion Sickness: sumtimes
Do you think you are Attractive: not realy
Are you a Health Freak: no way
Do you get along with your Parents: heLL yea my dad is my best friend
Do you like Thunderstorms: no
Do you play an Instrument: yes
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes
In the past month have you Smoked: yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: yes
In the past month have you gone on a Date: no
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: hell yea best shyt on earth
In the past month have you been on Stage: yes
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: yes
Ever been called a Tease: hell yea
Ever been Beaten up: no
Ever Shoplifted: yes
How do you want to Die: skydiving
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: aeronautical engineer
What country would you most like to Visit: amsterdam
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: dont care
Favourite Hair Color: dont care
Short or Long Hair:
Height: short like 5'3 and below
Weight: not too skinny not too fat
Best Clothing Style: latin girl
Number of Drugs I have taken: no too many
Number of CDs I own: none ( i love the internet)
Number of Piercings: 1 and 2 more cumming
Number of Tattoos: none
Number of things in my Past I Regret: too many to count
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DO YOU BELIEVE IN?
UFOS? yea
Love at first site? not really
the 5 second rule? HELL yea LMAO
God? sumtimes
sex before marriage? hell yea!!!
Friday the 13th? no
Michael Jackson's innocence? mabye
Step on a crack, break your momma's back? no
blowing on red lights to make them turn green? no
wishing on shooting stars? yea
True love? yea
vodoo dolls? no
fortune cookies? no
Santa? no
Tooth Fairy? no
karma? yea
reincarnation? yea
ghosts? yea
bigfoot? no
abortion? yea
parents using the power of the belt/shoe/whatever they can grab? HELL FUCKY DUCKY NO WITH A HO BITCH FUCK NIP TUCK NO!!!!!!!
deportation? no
hard work pays off? hell yea it does`
first one who smelt it, dealt it? no
arranged marriages? no
splitting a pole? ????????
keeping promises? yea
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