Captain Syphilis [satanic mechanic]

You are listening to Sunblock . Love it!
You won't like me on Myspace, but you will when you meet me. Honest.
I don't pretend to be unique. I have no tattoos or piercings (apart from the usual ear ones). My hair is all one, pretty natural-looking colour. I pretty much look like a perfectly normal girl, and that is what I am. I don't have a long, 'impressive' list of obscure bands on my page, I can't sing or play guitar and I don't contribute very much to society. Sorry, scene :(
I have a personality though! And if you have one too, a good one, then you are my friend. You don't need 'rad hair' or 'amazing style' for me to like you. A compatible personality will suffice. Being a bit of a 'spinner' (to coin one of Ben's weird phrases), I only really feel comfortable around other 'spinners'. This is why nearly all my friends are weirdos. I love them all. I know everyone says this, but I would absolutely shag all of my friends if I wasn't so sure they were all gay. Or y'know, straight females.
I'm a terrible person. I take great pleasure in being funnier and more attractive than other girls, and for this, I apologise. I crave attention, and I get it. It's not always the kind of attention I want, but I bloody well get it.
I don't get offended if people make fun of the way I look. I dish it out, so I've gotta be able to take it! I know myself pretty well, so anything you say about me is no news to me :)
Don't judge me, you bastards. It's not like you've never made mistakes, isi'?
My boyfriend's fuckin' lush, so up yours.
A major pet peeve of mine is people who say 'You have waaaay too much time on your hands', like they're better than me because their lives are so full and interesting. Suck my cock. I enjoy writing about things that no one cares about and will probably never read. You're all twats.
No, I don't know the vast majority of people on my friends' list. This is Myspace - you don't need to. I'm just very popular! And conceited, apparently.
Don't talk to me when I'm drunk or I'll throw stuff at you and tell you I hate you. Or tell you I fancy you when I blatantly don't. Fuck knows why I do that.
My skills of persuasion are second to none. I can persuade most people to do things or go places with me, usually by threatening or throwing tantrums. It works. I've been told that I'm 'funny', in more ways than one. I'm becoming quite a good debater (as an English student, literacy and debating are basically my only useful skills) If I like a song, I will know all the words. Umm, maybe.
I like to read. I like to expand my mind and vocabulary. I also like to show off with big words. This is why I took an English degree. It's not that good. I'm interested in psychology-related things. When I talk to you, I am judging you. Unless I know you well, then I don't need to.
When I first meet someone, I come across as quiet, shy and maybe even socially retarded. Give me alcohol and I'm anyone's friend. I don't get drunk as much as I used to. Neither do I kiss every man I find attractive. I'm comfortable with this. I no longer want to be 'that girl'. That girl is a whore. Nobody likes a whore :( har har.
I don't like people who I hardly know to see me without make-up. Quite frankly, I am not attractive without it. I don't want people to know this!
Save a cow - eat a vegetarian.
Cheers.
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