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T-Bone

Is this the part where we get into a big fight and the neighbors call in a Domestic?

About Me

I'm a quiet, watchful person who lives mostly in his head. Uprooting my life and moving from city to city has become an art. Places I've lived: Phoenix (twice!), Tucson, Las Vegas, San Francisco, Oakland, Santa Cruz, Detroit, my van down by the river. Many road trips have taken me through almost all of the United States except for a couple on the east coast. I've been to Burning Man eight times, my true home. I have a degree in 'computer stuff' but it's only made my porn surfing more efficient. I love coffee.. I owned a cafe in Phoenix for a bit called Black Cat Coffee Company. Snow and urban decay is what lured me to Detroit. Besides, Canada is just 10 minutes across the river, eh.

My Interests

Cheating death, brewing ghetto absinthe, camping, hiking, exploring alternate realities, carnies, Canada, vikings, chicks, viking chicks..., watching Len von Speedcult think, roadtrips, expensive foods, creatively paying my bills, room service, Mojitos, the Pacific coast, porn (online only), Burning Man, burying regret, fire, practicing survival, new experiences, clandestine missions, NPR, waffles, early morning fog, palindromes.

I'd like to meet:

Friends, new and old.

Music:

Techno, trance, punkabilly, heavy industrial, 70's power rock, breathy lesbians.

Movies:

Sin City, Black Day Blue Night, Requiem for a Dream, Memento, Pulp Fiction, Shaun of the Dead, Office Space, True Romance, Haiku Tunnel, movies that you have to read.

Television:

I don't watch television. DVDs of television shows without stupid commercials delivered to my door... Family Guy, Simpsons, CSI, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, American Dad, Sealab 2021, Invader Zim.

Books:

SciFi, Espionage, Cryptography... any book containing all three of these elements gets a special rating!

Heroes:

Ron Jeremy (met him twice.. once on accident, oops.. once on purpose), Brian Griffin, Bubs, Dib, the guy that invented Paxil.