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me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me !!!
This is all about me actually. If you don't want to know anything about me then it's probably best to stop reading this and push off right now really. I would. But hopefully you're going to stick around and let me fill you in with some of the details about ME. In fact I'll probably just go on about ME for ages. Fill the whole page up with it. I may as well. Flipping heck, everybody else does on MySpace don't they. That's what it's for. And I'm pretty interesting after all. Really. Straight up - I am. No doubt about it. I'm extra talented as well which is a bonus. And let's face it with looks like mine (see picture), all that talent, and the fact that I'm interesting... well - it all adds up to a pretty stunningly good package really doesn't it.
I'm a self taught musician. And I earn my living through, well music basically. You know the sort of thing - playing music, writing music, complaining about it. Music's nice. And, if you get good enough, you can earn money at it which comes in real handy. You can go on tour with people, play on their records, be on television shows with them. The radio. That sort of thing. Honestly. And it can be a right laugh.
I've played music with a right mixed bunch of coconuts. You might have heard of some of them though, so I'm going to mention a few names. Well - then you'll realise how interesting and talented I am. (This box is all "About Me" after all).
SOME OF THE PEOPLE THAT I'VE BEEN PAID TO MAKE MUSIC WITH (because I'm extremely gifted in a musical way):
Desmond Dekker, Madness, Iggy Pop, Barry Adamson, Morrissey, Jack Dee, Alison Moyet, Tom Jones, Mica Paris, David Gray, Death In Vegas, The Grid, Luke Haines, Paul Weller, Supergrass, Alabama 3, Dr. Robert & P.P. Arnold, Charles "Sweets" Sherrel, Babyshambles.
Wow - I am a super talent. I really am. Honest. Otherwise they wouldn't have had me on board would they? I reckon you're definitely impressed by now. And interested. However, something else impressive and interesting about me is that I've composed music. Yeh. I have. Written it. Made it up on the spot. And you know what? Some of it was for television. Yeh. It was. For television programs, and I got paid for it. Straight up. Really. And adverts as well. Some of those were even on in the cinema, not just the telly.
Also, I've played on film soundtracks too. Yep. It's all stuff that I got paid for as well. So I must be really talented I reckon. I'm sure I've impressed you loads by now, so I won't go on. But I am a super talent. If these videos don't work I'm going to look a right numpty.
I EDITED THIS NONSENSE BY MYSELF BECAUSE: www.I'mASuperTalentedGenius.co.uk.com.tv