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Michael

Erotic is when you use a feather. Porn is when you use the whole chicken... and this girl's been thr

About Me

I like the smell of fresh cut grass, hay, fresh turned earth, and the smell of diesel in the morning. I am currently a sophomore at Ferris State University majoring in Computer Networks and Systems and minoring in Homeland Security. I like being outdoors, hanging with friends, playing paintball and basketball, and riding my four-wheeler. I love having huge riding parties, and hope to have some this summer. If you want to go let me know. I also love watching Family Guy and American Dad. Feel free to ask any other questions you may have.

My Interests

I'd like to thank Sarah for the first four icons!

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Your kiss is... delicious
Your hugs are... to die for
Your eyes... light up a day
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Your smile is... encouraging
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...believe in true love?
Your hands say I"m always here even if you have to reach for me.
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Your kisses say You mean the world to me.
Your body says Just curl up next to me.
Your heart says Ich liebe dich.
Michael --
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100% kinky

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I'd like to meet:

Girls: Keri Lynn Pratt, Emmanuelle Chriqui, Anna Faris, Reese Witherspoon, Kirsten Dunst, Rachael Leigh Cook, Jessica Biel, Monica Potter, Larisa Oleynik, Rosamund Pike, Kate Beckinsale, Brittany Daniel, Lacey Chabert, Leila Arcieri, Miranda Lambert,Carrie Underwood, Kelly Clarkson, Danielle Peck, Famke Janssen, Rebecca Romijn, Jessica Boehrs, Elisha Cuthbert, Katie Cassidy, Ashley Force, Courtney Force, Brittany Force, Tara Dakides, Gisele Bundchen, A.J. Cook, Brittany Snow, Cameron Richardson, Amy Adams, Blake Lively, Bridget Moynahan, Melissa Sagemiller, Giada De Laurentiis, Sara Foster, Jordana Brewster, Diane Kruger, Lindsey Haun, Hayden Panettiere, Sophia Bush, Rachel McAdams, Claire Danes, Anne Hathaway, Maura Tierney, Kristen Kreuk, Kirsten Prout, Emily Procter, Jolene Van Vugt, Joanne Whalley, Jacinda Barrett
Guys: Christopher Walken, Dane Cook, Steve Carell, John Force, Travis Pastrana, Ricky Carmichael, Jeremy McGrath, Carey Hart, Chuck Carothers, Nate Adams, Kenny Bartram, Brian Deegan, Jeremy "Twitch" Stenberg, Matt Buyten, Tommy Clowers, Mike Metzger, Chad Reed, Bob Burnquist, Shaun White, Bucky Lasek, Dave Mirra, Ryan Nyquist, Andy MacDonald, Sandro Dias, Pierre-Luc Gagnon, Chad Kagy, Tony Hawk, Ronnie Renner

Music:

There are 10 types of people in the world: Those who understand binary, and those who don't...YEAH. I'm also addicted to boobies. --Peter Griffin ------------------------------------------------------------ --------- In the human body, which organ is in charge?All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was in charge.The brain said: "I should be in charge, because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen.""I should be in charge, " said the heart, "because I pump the blood and circulate oxygen all over the body, so without me you'd all waste away.""I should be in charge, " said the stomach, "because I process food and give all of you energy.""I should be in charge, " said the rectum, "because I'm responsible for waste removal."All the other body parts laughed at the rectum and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight. Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache, the stomach was bloated, and the blood was toxic. Eventually the other organs gave in. They all agreed that the rectum should be the boss.The moral of the story?You don't have to be smart or important to be in charge... just an asshole. ------------------------------------------------------------ ------------ A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse fall's into a mud hole and is sinking. He calls to the chicken to go and get the farmer to help pull him out to safety. The chicken runs to the farm but the farmer can't be found. So he drives the farmer's BMW back to the mud hole and ties some rope around the bumper. He then throws the other end of the rope to his friend, the horse, and drives the car forward saving him from sinking! A few days later, the chicken and horse were playing in the meadow again and the chicken fell into the mud hole. The chicken yelled to the horse to go and get some help from the farmer. The horse said, "I think I can stand over the hole!" So he stretched over the width of the hole and said, "Grab for my 'thingy' and pull yourself up." And the chicken did and pulled himself to safety.The moral of the story:If you're hung like a horse, you don't need a BMW to pick up chicks.

Movies:

Eurotrip, Top Gun, The Girl Next Door, Hitch, Constantine, Amityville Horror, Tommy Boy, Anchorman, Wedding Crashers, The Longest Yard, Larry the Cable Guy: Health Inspector, Cars, John Tucker Must Die, Talladega Nights, Beerfest, Underworld and Underworld: Evolution, Accepted, The Guardian, Walk the Line, Full Metal Jacket, Van Wilder, The Date Movie, Super Troopers, Employee of the Month, Just Friends, Just Like Heaven, Glory Road, Broken Bridges, Grandma's Boy

Television:

Family Guy, American Dad, Futurama, Mind of Mencia, South Park, Yo Momma, Deal or No Deal, C.S.I., House, Nip/Tuck, Beauty and the Geek

Books:



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I thank Steve for this game.