- Myspace CommentsOK Go - Here It Goes Again
I SHAVE MY LEGS, I SIT DOWN TO PEE AND I CAN JUSTIFY ANY SHOPPING SPREE. DON'T GO TO A BARBER, BUT A BEAUTY SALON. I CAN GET A MASSAGE WITHOUT A HARD-ON. I CAN BALANCE THE CHECKBOOK, I CAN PUMP MY OWN GAS. CAN TALK TO MY FRIENDS ABOUT THE SIZE OF MY ASS. MY BEAUTY IS A MASTERPIECE, AND YES IT TAKES LONG. AT LEAST I CAN ADMIT, TO OTHERS WHEN I'M WRONG. I DON'T HAVE A PROBLEM, ADMITTING I'M LOST.I NEVER FORGET AN IMPORTANT DATE. YOU JUST GOTTA DEAL WITH IT, I'M USUALLY LATE. I DON'T WATCH MOVIES, WITH LOTS OF GORE. DON'T NEED INSTANT REPLAY, TO REMEMBER THE SCORE. I WON'T LOSE MY HAIR, I DON'T GET JOCK ITCH. AND JUST CAUSE I'M ASSERTIVE, DON'T CALL ME A BITCH. DON'T SAY TO YOUR FRIENDS, OH YEAH I CAN GET HER. IN YOUR DREAMS MY DEAR, I CAN DO BETTER!! FLOWERS ARE OKAY, BUT JEWELRY'S BEST. LOOK AT ME YOU IDIOT... NOT AT MY CHEST???? I DON'T HAVE A PROBLEM, WITH EXPRESSING MY FEELINGS. I KNOW WHEN YOU'RE LYING, YOU LOOK AT THE CEILING. DON'T CALL ME A GIRL, A BABE OR A CHICK. I AM A WOMAN. GET IT?.. YOU DICK!?!
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