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About Me

alright. fuck this. you people make me sick. if you used half the amount of time that you waste writing html code for your page to actually read a book or something, you might end up being smart enough to realise how much time you're wasting. GO OUTSIDE YOU PALE FUCK.whilst there's still room somewhere here, i'd like to add that i am so god damn fucking sick of seeing the same photo on so many of your profiles. what do i mean by that? stop fucking posing. it's inconceivably conceited. stop using photoshop just to up the contrast on your photos. that doesn't make it art. and for christ's sake, stop taking the "oh i'm so emo and gorgeous in my tight black jeans/revealing low-cut top" photo, with the "looking like you're looking at the flipout screen on your digicam whilst pretending to look depressed (and incredibly vacuous) is so cool" look on your face. why stop? because you're ruining the world. that's why. this is the 2000's, people. it's ment to be the customization revolution. haven't you read your ipod manuals? try doing something original for a change.and seriously. the whole "give me comments on pictures i uploaded of myself" crap is such a crock of shit. if you want compliments, how about you do something with your life worth complimenting, you vain jerk. i mean, come on. how often do you walk around going "You there. On the street. Tell me how good I look". Maybe i'm wrong. maybe it's not the same thing. but it sure as hell looks it from here. I'd welcome any logical arguments if anyone felt like lodging some.

My Interests

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My Blog

beta coma

just put up a beta coma myspace page. http://www.myspace.com/betacomahit that up and make sure you've got something to hold on to.
Posted by on Sat, 21 Apr 2007 03:12:00 GMT

rats

there's a fucking rat in this room somewhere, and i wish i ment that in the 30's gangster context, but i don't. it's been eating my power cables, and if it touches any of my music gear, i'll hunt...
Posted by on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 06:53:00 GMT

my disco

big thanks to my disco for playing at the peninsula lounge last night (although i realise how unlikely it is that they're reading this blog). it was a great show loved by all attending. Jeers to me bu...
Posted by on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 13:45:00 GMT

Retraction from misery

so it turns out Gipp bought me a ticket to splendor without me knowing yesterday just before they all sold out, as he was buying his and a few others'. FUCKING YES. THAT'S SO FUCKING GOOD. WOOOOOOOOO....
Posted by on Tue, 10 May 2005 04:39:00 GMT

new addition to misery

fucking awesome. splendor in the grass has sold out. i was hours too late. there goes my holiday plans. this is awesome. fuck this
Posted by on Tue, 10 May 2005 00:51:00 GMT

skipping uni 'cos i can.

yeah. i'm oldschool. fuck the man. no uni for me today because i'm a rebelious cunt. it's not because i'm hung over. that's ok. i've just got more energy for playing music right now than i have sittin...
Posted by on Thu, 05 May 2005 19:46:00 GMT

how good is being electrocuted?

well to answer that question... i'd say on a scale from 1 to 10, being electrocuted really fucking sucks. it's a real eye-opener. if you will. good lord that was terrible.
Posted by on Tue, 04 Jan 2005 08:27:00 GMT

simmo is great

just thought i'd let everyone know that simmo's great. and not in the slightest bit tedious or annoying.
Posted by on Mon, 03 Jan 2005 03:11:00 GMT