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Daddy's Girl

TO KISS A FOOL IS STUPID. TO LET A KISS FOOL YOU IS EVEN WORSE.

About Me



My Interests



Procrastination, cynicism, sarcasm, SLEEP, smoking, thinking, writing,
mmmm coffee,
road trips, laying low,
chilling out,
intellectual intercourse, laughing, living, loving, hating, extreme hugging,
crime documentaries, crossword puzzles, discounts, tattoos, suns, moons, stars, unicorns, critters of all sorts, live music, METAL, country, classic rock, classic cars, motorcyles, freestyle moto-X, demolition derbies, BEER, dive bars, karaoke, back roads, hockey, Myspace.

I'd like to meet:



Kind and gentle souls. =)

Music:


3 Doors Down
30 Seconds to Mars
.38 Special
Aerosmith
Alice In Chains
Annie Lennox
Audioslave
Avril Levigne
The Beatles
Billy Idol
Black Crowes
Bob Marley
Bob Seger
Coldplay
Collin Raye
The Cranberries
Creedence Clearwater Revival
The Cure
Dave Matthews Band
Def Leppard
Deftones
Depeche Mode
Dire Straits
The Eagles
Eric Clapton
Everclear
Fleetwood Mac
Foo Fighters
Foreigner
Garbage
Guns N Roses
Heart
Hole
Jamie ONeal
Janes Addiction
Jo Dee Messina
Johnny Cash
Journey
Kelly Clarkson
Kid Rock
The Killers
Lauryn Hill
Led Zeppelin
Limp Bizkit
Ludacris
Lynard Skynard
Martina McBride
Megadeth
Metallica
Missy Elliot
Montgomery Gentry
Motley Crue
Nickelback
Nine Inch Nails
Nirvana
Nonpoint
Oasis
The Offspring
Ozzy Osborne
Patsy Cline
Patty Loveless
Pearl Jam
Pink Floyd
Poe
Poison
The Police
Powerman 5000
The Pretenders
Radiohead
Rage Against the Machine
Reba McEntire
Red Hot Chili Peppers
Rise Against
Rob Zombie
Sarah McLachlan
Sevendust
Seven Mary Three
Shania Twain
Shinedown
Skid Row
Slaughter
Stevie Nicks
Stone Temple Pilots
Sublime
Supermercado
System of a Down
Taking Back Sunday
Terri Clark
Tesla
Tim McGraw
The Toadies
Tom Petty
Tool
Tracy Bonham
Trisha Yearwood
Trivium
Tupac
U2
Van Halen
Warrant
Weezer
ZZ Top

Who's Your Daddy?
Your Daddy Is Ozzy Osbourne
What You Call Him:
Old Man
Why You Love Him:
He has the best drugs
(and wouldn't notice any missing.)

Movies:


American History X
American Pie
Better Off Dead
The Big Lebowski
Billy Madison
Blow
Blues Brothers
Braveheart
The Breakfast Club
Brokeback Mountain
Casino
Chasing Amy
Clerks
Coming to America
Constantine
Cousins
The Dark Crystal
Dazed and Confused
Dirty Dancing
The Exorcist
Fast Times at Ridgemont High
Fight Club
Ferris Buellers Day Off
Friday
Full Metal Jacket
Gleaming the Cube
The Godfather
Good Fellas
Goonies
Grandmas Boy
Great Expectations
Half Baked
Happy Gilmore
Heartburn
Heathers
The Heavenly Kid
He Said, She Said
Jerry Maguire
Kingpin
Labrynth
The Last Unicorn
Legend
The Legend of Billie Jean
Love Actually
Love Story
Magnolia
Mallrats
National Lampoons...
Office Space
One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest
Pulp Fiction
Raising Arizona
Reservoir Dogs
Say Anything
Sea Prince & the Fire Child
Seven
Shes the One
Silence of the Lambs
Singles
Splash
Stand By Me
Star Man
St. Elmos Fire
Strange Brew
Strange Days
Theres Something About Mary
Traffic
Training Day
Trainspotting
Urban Cowboy
Vanilla Sky
The Way We Were
When Harry Met Sally

Television:


20/20
American Justice
AquaTeen Hunger Force
Beavis & Butthead
Body of Evidence
Campus Ladies
Chappelle Show
Cheaters
City Confidential
The Colbert Report
Cold Case Files
The Daily Show
Dr. Phil (yeah I said it)
The FBI Files
Forensic Files
Inked
Intervention
Investigative Reports
Jerry Springer
Justice Files
Kids in the Hall
Metalocalypse
Mind Freak
Mind of Mencia
Most Extreme Elimination Challenge
The New Detectives
North Mission Road
Planets Funniest Animals
Power, Privilege & Justice
Reno 911
The Simpsons
Snapped
SNL (sometimes)
Sopranos
SpongeBob Squarepants
Squidbillies
The Suze Orman Show
That 70s Show
Will & Grace

Books:


Sure I can read. Im literate. I went to school to be a writer.

But goddammit if I just didnt HATE TO READ.

Do your ____ hang low, do they wobble to and fro?
Ears
Knees
Keys
Tig o bitties
Lil nubbins
Deez nutz
Lips
Knuckles

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