im awesome.
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haha.
yeah ok.
assorted facts about this person
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----i like scalpels and knives, anything sharp really
----the more tired i get, the wierder my diction gets
----ive been told that i go out of my way to look less attractive to girls
----i still say mutton chops aren't THAT bad...
----i can be really wierd about grammer sometimes, and not in a nazi way, in a "i dont use it" way
----mitch hedberg is my favourite stand up comedian
----i spell like an englishman
----i am colourblind and, according to popular belief, mildly retarded
----i fucking LOVE anatomy
----i say "i dont get it" if i get it.... nobody gets that...
----"style" is a word i've never really understood
----my favourite play is "Rosencratz and Guildenstern are Dead" by Tom Stoppard
----im excessively overdramatic when i sing
----i drink a lot of caffeinated drinks if im somewhere i dont want to be
----if i give you a reason to do something, its probobally not cause i want it done, but because i would find it amusing to watch
----i will do anything to keep things aesthetically pleasing to myself
----that includes moving shit that aint mine (sorry)
----i like to watch surgery and horror-gore flicks, but i cant stand to see any part of childbirth
----my favourite living musicians are as follows:
1. Mikeal Akerfeldt
2. Mike Cooley & Patterson Hood
3. Ross Sewage & S.C. McGrath
4. Devin Townsend
----i own a paperback copy of the Necronomicon
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Trait . low score high score
Sociability 45% socially reserved, detached friendly, open
Aggressiveness 89% mild mannered, uncompetitive predatory, domineering
Assertiveness 2% introverted, loner controlling, aggressive
Activity Level 60% relaxed, laid back vigorous, high energy
Excitement-Seeking 53% sedate, restrained adventurous, wild
Enthusiasm 16% somber, pessimistic cheerful, optimistic
Trust 49% suspicious of others trusting of others
Submissiveness 5% rebellious, lawless dutiful, obedient, compliant
Altruism 70% selfish, cold, austere helpful, selfless, indulgent
Cooperation 73% argumentitive, confrontational conflict averse, meek
Modesty 16% arrogant, self-satisfied humble, unassuming, doormat
Sympathy 69% callous, heartless empathetic, warm
Confidence 39% not confident in work confident in work, egoistic
Neatness 5% disorganized, messy planner, clean, anal
Dutifulness 68% dishonest, derelict honest, rule abiding, proper
Achievement 70% lazy, unmotivated driven, goal oriented
Self-Discipline 38% procrastinator responsible, efficient
Cautiousness 11% spontaneous, daring, reckless careful, controlled, safe
Anxiety 94% relaxed, fearless fearful, worrier
Volatility 86% calm, cool touchy, tempermental
Depression 94% content, balanced emotional, self hating
Self-Consciousness 82% confident, assured low self esteem, shy
Impulsiveness 84% high self control low self control
Vulnerability 92% resilient, unphased confused, helpless
Imagination 86% practical, realistic dreamer, unrealistic
Artistic Interests 81% artistic indifference art, nature, beauty lover
Introspection 81% not self reflective self searching
Adventurousness 39% conventional, safe spontaneous, bold
Intellect 46% instinctive, non-analytical intellectual, analytical
Liberalism 94% conservative, traditional progressive, open
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the Cutting Edge
(61% dark, 42% spontaneous, 31% vulgar)
your humor style:
CLEAN | SPONTANEOUS | DARK
Your humor's mostly innocent and off-the-cuff, but somehow there's
something slightly menacing about you. Part of your humor is making
people a little uncomfortable, even if the things you say aren't
themselves confrontational. You probably have a very dry delivery, or
are seriously over-the-top.
Your type is the most likely to appreciate a good insult and/or broken bone and/or very very fat person dancing.
PEOPLE LIKE YOU: David Letterman - John Belushi
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