The SEPTA Chronicles - Volume VII |
THE SEPTA CHRONICLESA REAL-WORLD LOOK AT THE DAILY DEBACLEKNOWN AS PUBLIC TRANSPORTATIONWelcome to another installment of The Septa Chronicles.Today's topic: Silence is Golden (or Everything I never... Posted by on Sat, 28 Feb 2009 14:02:00 GMT |
10 things you should never say at work.. |
Every so often a news article makes me giggle. Such as the one posted below. http://jobs.aol.com/articles/2009/01/27/10-worst-thin
gs-to-say-in-the-workplace/?ncid=AOLCOMMjobsDYNLsec0002Gee, I wonder... Posted by on Sat, 28 Feb 2009 12:59:00 GMT |
New Years Resolutions |
It has been brought to my attention that Gin makes me totally tone-deaf. I have made a New Year's resolution:
I promise to never ever ever sing if I have been drinking large amounts of Gin.... Posted by on Sat, 03 Jan 2009 08:59:00 GMT |
A look back at 2008 |
Now that the year is coming to it's end, I would like to share some things I've learned throughout the year...
Ahem&
Tables and chairs are sacred items
Gin is tasty (especially with tonic water and... Posted by on Sat, 27 Dec 2008 10:27:00 GMT |
Rant 4,673,274 |
Remember back in elementary school there was that one kid that really didn't have any friends and didn't quite seem to fit in with anyone? Remember how there was that one other kid that felt sor... Posted by on Fri, 21 Nov 2008 16:38:00 GMT |
Happy Halloween |
It's Halloween...time for stupid Halloween jokes!
Why don't ghosts have children?
Because the have "hollow weenies"
What flavor pie do ghosts like best?
Boo-berry
-or-
What do ghosts ... Posted by on Fri, 31 Oct 2008 12:57:00 GMT |
We had fun, hope you did too |
A great big THANK YOU goes out to everyone who helped me and Jimmy pull off a fun wedding. We wouldn't have been able to do it without all of our friends and and family. Kudos to the decorating ... Posted by on Wed, 22 Oct 2008 18:57:00 GMT |
Why do the things that seem to be so simple turn out to be so gosh darn hard? |
Okay, I'm going to attempt to recreate the previous blog with this title but because my internet connection gave me the finger before it posted, I may not remember all the gory details, but here goes.... Posted by on Fri, 29 Aug 2008 20:32:00 GMT |
Son of a bitch! |
I had a great rant about music theme party supplies and my internet gave me the finger. SHIT! I should know better to than just start typing. Word is there for a reason, use it stupi... Posted by on Fri, 29 Aug 2008 19:57:00 GMT |
HOORAY FOR BOOBIES |
Think about this...
Female breasts hold great and mysterious power.
What else can cause a seemingly normal man to de-evolve almost instantly?
Example 1
When you are getting dressed in th... Posted by on Fri, 06 Jun 2008 16:31:00 GMT |