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Emily

~~Wacky Waving inflatable arm flailing tube man!!!! ~~

About Me

I am a twenty three year old Italian chef from a small town with a kick ass daughter named Savannah Rose. Bottom lines are important, if you wanna know more you have to get to know me. I am not the kinda girl that you manipulate,push around or control, so if you are planning on being a greedy needy whore and not letting me be myself or you have hidden agendas, u can fuck yourself now! : - } I have my own place and really like it that way because I'm an independent mofo!! I really can't be more than acquaintance friends with obnoxious fake people, and have a few people that are very close to me. Basically, if you bring the drama or the big bull "s" then U can get on with yourself.Especially if you ar ea narcissistic drama queen. Life's too short to blame everybody else and be nasty and jealous.If you wanna get anywhere near my heart, then you have to be a positive person, not a negative one in disguise. I'll be the worlds best friend to people who are true at heart.
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My Interests

.My work in action. Gotta love workin out " MY COUSINS!! SO ADORABLE.... What I like to do is basically just fuckin' be happy! I like my job, love my kid, and am trying to surround myself with good peeps. Music and being a chef are my biggest interests. I also like electric guitar, watching family guy, playin' with the kiddo, and being with my closest people (; - })JUST CHILLIN"

I'd like to meet:

Jimi Hendrix (one sweet day), Mr. Rogers (so I could tell him to change his sweater color from ash grey to a cabernet), and the members of Dredg so I could tell them how kick ass they really are. I think I wouls aldo like to meet Peter Griffin, because that mother fu*ker cracks me up more than most people ever will....and he's animated.

Music:

EVERYTHING!!! From- Alice in Chains, Sublime, Seether, Rob Zombie, ZZ top, Eric Clapton, Nirvana, Perfect Circle, Tool, Eagles, Stone Temple Pilots, Sum41, Good Charlotte, AeroSmith, Saliva, Nickelback, Puddle of Mudd, Queens of the Stone Age, 3 Doors down, Crossfade, Ozzy, Van Halen, Guns in Roses,Avril Lavigne, AudioSlave, Metallica, Fuel, Doobie Brothers, Staind, Steve Miller Band, Foreigner, Lynyrd Skynyrd, System of a Down, Atreyu, In This Moment, Godsmack, Disturbed, Heart, Live, ACDC, Collective Soul, Seal, Crosby Stills and Nash, Shinedown, Velvet Revolver, Trapt, Roxette, To- Marvin Gaye, NOFX, LSG,Plies,Lil Wayne, Mariah Carey, Kelly Clarkson, Jodeci, Usher, 2Pac, Next, Tyrese, Bone thugs N Harmony, Do or Die,Sepultura,Pantera, Michelle Branch, Evanescense, Pretty Ricky, Zapp and Roger,Flyleaf,Chris Brown, Keith Sweat, Moody Blues, Panic at the disco, hinder, HIM,Black Label Society, Adema, Anarchy Club, Blue Oyster Cult, DREDG, Strung out, Colbie Caillat, Jimi Hendrix
- A Perfect Circle Lyrics ..

Movies:

.. "Weekend at Bernies, Dumb and Dumber, Rabbit Proof Fence, Dawn of the Dead, Hope Floats, Baby Boy, All the Freddy and Hellraiser movies, The Puppet Master, Meet the Fockers, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, American Pop, People under the Stairs (as cheesy as it is), Cabin Fever,Creep Show, Billy Madison, Happy Gilmore, Deuce Bigalow, Goodfellas, Casino, Donnie Brasco, Half Baked, Frailty, Houso of 1000 Corpses, Chils Play, Thirteen Ghosts, Superstar, and thats all I can think of right now!
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Television:

I love watching Fox! I like the Simpson, Family Guy, Friends, malcolm in the middle, king of the hill, viva la bam, elimidate, little house on the prarie (we are all a little cheesy sometimes;]), Jackass, Six Feet Under, The cosby show, Roseanne, Yes Dear, Room Raiders, Bernie Mac, My wife and kids, Everybody hates chris, American idol , Deal or no Deal. NIPTUCK!! I have every season. Tales from the crypt

Books:

Anything by Dean Koontz or Steven king. I also like non fiction books and true crime too. One of my all time faves is "Grimm's Grimmest". It is a book of fairy tales from the 1900's, and they are all tales involving murder, cannibalism, and scandal. It is awesome; purely!!!!

Heroes:

My Daughter Savannah Rose (she changed me)Also, Bob Marley!!!....."Part vampire Part warrior Carnivore and voyeur Stare at the transmittal Sing to the death rattle"......

My Blog

Some random s urvey. Everybody does at least one...

An original Top 8 SurveyWe promise. Remember, don't change your top 8.1. What's the most noticeable thing about 1?He's my daughter's father2. Have you ever met 6's uncle?Nope3. Does 3's house have a s...
Posted by Emily on Tue, 04 Mar 2008 08:09:00 PST

My Celebrity Look-alikes

MyHeritage: Celebrity Collage - Geneology - Free printable family tree chart...
Posted by Emily on Sat, 23 Feb 2008 07:35:00 PST

Shit curb

When I used to live out in Belfair YEARS ago, there was this wild bird that landed on my fence every morning and took a fatty shit down the side of it.  He literally came every morning until the ...
Posted by Emily on Wed, 31 May 2006 04:03:00 PST

This blog doesn't have a name

â�I have had so much on my mind lately. Tonight I am doin' ok, tired and all but alright.  I miss my best friend Jamie HELLA, I feel like she is in another country and not just in Seattle.&nbs...
Posted by Emily on Wed, 24 May 2006 09:28:00 PST

A song with great lyrics...

This song means a lot to me........My Last BreathHold on to me loveYou know I can't stay longAll I wanted to say was I love you and I'm not afraidCan you hear me?Can you feel me in your arms?Holding m...
Posted by Emily on Mon, 01 May 2006 01:45:00 PST

Bye Bye JJ!!! :{

Well, our very good buddy J.J is leaving tomorrow to go and join the navy and man we are gonna miss him!  I thought I'd post a blog (so J.J. can see it too and know he's loved :}) and to let ever...
Posted by Emily on Tue, 25 Apr 2006 09:01:00 PST

Gettin' paid and payin'

♥Today was a very good day for me...payday.  Although I had to pay bills AND work, I still seemed to have a good day all around!  I got up this morning, got ready, and went out to the ...
Posted by Emily on Thu, 27 Oct 2005 12:43:00 PST

Monkey spankin'!!!

♥Last night I went out with my absolute best friend in the whole world, Jamie, and needless to say we had an awesome time as usual!!!!    First we went to olive garden for dinner and w...
Posted by Emily on Sun, 02 Oct 2005 01:09:00 PST

Slow Hole Blow Hole......Do you have a problem??

♥OMG, today was so funny!!  Jamie and I had to wake up at five in the morning (after going to bed at two) and go out to Tacoma because I had a dental apointment.  We drank a lot of cof...
Posted by Emily on Thu, 29 Sep 2005 12:00:00 PST

Freakin Grrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!

♥Men some times, I can't stand 'em!!  I just don't understand the way that they think all the time, or what goes through their minds during certain moments.  I wish that every guy in t...
Posted by Emily on Tue, 27 Sep 2005 11:35:00 PST