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Jessica

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About Me


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I am afraid of bees. I don't like birds. Especially geese. I have a thing about teeth. I like to laugh. I'm brutally honest. I am sarcastic. I'm not usually too serious. I work for the Federal Gov't. I am not impressed with the gov't. I hate confrontation. I love shoes, but i dont like to wear them. I love to read and write. I'm creative. I am a sucker for tattoos, eyeliner and blue hair. I have a wonderful fantastic little baby girl. I love her. I am smart, but incredibly ditsy all at once. I love yoga and pedicures. I can pluck my own eyebrows, but i'd rather have the asian lady wax 'em ;). I don't like to shop. I hate sharing my bed. I sing alot- usually badly. I can never remeber the words to songs unless someone else is singing. Im intensely loyal to my friends. I'm a pacifist, but i think its funny to joke about "beating" people. Really, i think most things are funny. I'm getting paid to do this. I love money. I think vampires are awesome. So are pirates but they became too commercial lately. I despise sellouts. I totally believe in God. This is not in order of significance, but this is me in a nut shell- which reminds me of austin powers who i love.

My Interests

rainbows, butterflies, lollipops and things that go BOOM!

I'd like to meet:



You Are Marge Simpson
You're a devoted family member who loves unconditionally.

Sometimes, though, you dream about living a wild secret life!

You will be remembered for: your good cooking and evading the police

Your life philosophy: "You should listen to your heart, and not the voices in your head." The Simpsons Personality Test

Movies:

blood diamond, the departed, lord of war. i like political stuff. and i dont like scary movies cause they scare me. yes. wah.

Books:

susupense, horror, thrillers, mysteries. Dean Koontz, James Patterson, Iris Johansen, David Baldacci, Michael Crichton, Lincoln Child, Robin Cook, Jeffrey Deaver...
You Are 55% Left Brained, 45% Right Brained
The left side of your brain controls verbal ability, attention to detail, and reasoning.
Left brained people are good at communication and persuading others.
If you're left brained, you are likely good at math and logic.
Your left brain prefers dogs, reading, and quiet.

The right side of your brain is all about creativity and flexibility.
Daring and intuitive, right brained people see the world in their unique way.
If you're right brained, you likely have a talent for creative writing and art.
Your right brain prefers day dreaming, philosophy, and sports. Are You Right or Left Brained?

Heroes:

are great sandwiches- specially if you can get one in Queens.
The Part of You That No One Sees
You are balanced, peaceful, and sincere.
You're the type of person who goes along to get along.
And you're definitely afraid of rocking the boat.

Underneath it all, you fear your world falling apart.
You'll put up with a situation that you don't like in fear of changing it.
Disruptive and forceful people intimidate you - and sometimes exploit you. What's the Part of You That No One Sees?OMG THAT IS SO TRUE!

My Blog

teeth

so last night i decided i may indeed have a clinical issue.  I dreamt of teeth. not just my own, or some teeth falling out, but about pretty teeth and ugly teeth, about fixing ugly teeth.&nb...
Posted by Jessica on Thu, 27 Mar 2008 12:44:00 PST

’nother quiz- i should be a gemini!

***You Should Be A Gemini*** What's good about you: witty and energetic, you're simply the most fun to be around What's bad about you: you're flighty - losing interest in people and projects quickly I...
Posted by Jessica on Sun, 16 Dec 2007 12:13:00 PST

quiz- what kind of monster i am

You Are a Witch (or Warlock)..http://images.blogthings.com/whatkindofmonsterarey ouquiz/witch.gif" height="100" width="100">You are deviously brilliant and a perfect manipulator.You somehow always end ...
Posted by Jessica on Sun, 16 Dec 2007 12:02:00 PST

mechanically separated

I understand chicken nuggets now.  I will never eat one again.  I suppose maybe its actually the chickens i feel sorry for.  I used to be, before this child, slightly vegetarian.  ...
Posted by Jessica on Sun, 16 Dec 2007 08:45:00 PST

sleep deprivation

i just woke up from a rip van winklesque sleep.  I havent been able to sleep in more than a week.  the vampire make up- yah not really wearing any but lipstick and fake eyelashes.  thos...
Posted by Jessica on Fri, 02 Nov 2007 03:09:00 PST