So I know I said that the look of my MySpace account was only temporary until I made it all high tech and cool looking. It took me a few months to develop a way in which - when viewing my page - if you were to eject your CD drive, a coffee of your choosing would come out. The problem with this was that somebody else had already patented the ability to read minds so I couldn't "legally" use telepathy to probe for coffee orders.Scratching that idea, I moved forward with another interesting prospect: the ability of flight. Unknown to you or I, there are people in this world who believe that we, as humans, do not have the capacity to fly by ourselves. I begged the differ (as I am want to do) and created a method in which by twirling ones wrists and stomping the ground, a person is essentially able to "lift" themselves up into the air via a series of pelvic thrusts. It looks rather silly but it does get the job done.You're asking yourself, "why is this relevant"? And if you're not, you're probably asking yourself, "why am I reading this"? To answer the first question last and the latter question not at all, the relevance is in the fact that I was going to post this discovery of human flight on MY MySpace account. The issue with human flight, however, is that when it is attempted, the silliness of it all can actually give you AIDs.People don't want the ability of flight enough to contract serious STDs.So in short, AIDs and telepathy stopped my MySpace page from being what I originally intended for it to be. So here it is: the all new (and not really improved) MySpace page. Dig in!
