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Colin Jenkinson

About Me

Colin Jenkinson got stick 15 years ago.(Cave man voice) It was good! Take fingers to finger board, good. Take Ebow, cello bow, broken guitar effects to stick, gooooood! Colin wish you were here to hear it! I also play big dam bass fiddle. My new CD Gravity is Just a Theory is available at www.cdbaby.com & iTunes.

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 08/09/2007
Band Website: www.smalldogoddio.com
Band Members: Colin Jenkinson: Chapman Stick, Upright Bass, Electric Fretless, and Fretted Bass.
Influences: Earthships,Emmet Chapman,Brian Eno, Mike Watt, Edgar Meyer, Jeff Falkner,Brett Helm, Zank Frappa, Greg howard,Tony Levin, Chriss Squire, Paul Reid, Trey Gunn,Casey Arrillaga,Mark Tatum,John Hester,Carole Kaye,Don Schiff,Pat Mould,Joe Frank,Dissaster Area, Spinal Tap, Strong Nuclear Force, Weak Nuclear Force,magnetic Force, Gravity, Sheila Chandra,Dick Dale,Monsoon, Ventures, Blueman Group, Kronos Quartet, Steve Tibets, Phyllis Diller, Jonnie Sokko and his Giant Robot.
Sounds Like: Somebody having a midlife crisis in a solar powered house. Or Music from the Grand Master of Time, Space, and Dementia.
Record Label: small dog oddio
Type of Label: Indie

My Blog

Rubbing Salt In The Wound(What happens when I receive a New Age Email.)

FW: just add salt??(What happens when someone sends me a New Age Email.)From: Colin Jenkinson ([email protected])This should possibly be taped to the inside of your casket, where one can read i...
Posted by on Sat, 14 Mar 2009 09:52:00 GMT

Free Basing Ibuprofen

If a bear Popes in the woods and no one is there to hear it, does that make him Catholic?
Posted by on Mon, 14 Apr 2008 16:45:00 GMT

More poetry from Vogan Starfleet command

Last night I dreamt that I was a butterfly drowning in a bowl of oatmeal.My feet began to crystalize an my liver started selling realestate to my kidneys.Then I found myself in the dessert face to fa...
Posted by on Thu, 15 Nov 2007 16:56:00 GMT

Master of Turnips and Binary Harelips

MAN!!! I've got to cut down on the NyQuil!
Posted by on Fri, 26 Oct 2007 16:21:00 GMT

Beating Dolphins with Harp Seals

Just the other day, my buddy and I were out beating dolphins with harp seals when my friend turns to me and says, "I'm gay!". I assured him that his orientation mattered not to me. "At least you don't...
Posted by on Fri, 26 Oct 2007 09:25:00 GMT

Pigs and Sticks

Never teach a pig to play stick.It wastes your time and annoys the pig.Never teach a republican to play the stick.They will just repeat the same tune until you start to think it sounds good.
Posted by on Sun, 16 Sep 2007 10:48:00 GMT

Dreaming of God.

Sometimes I get the feeling that God wants to spank me. I'm not sure that it is beacause I've been bad or that God finds me sexy.
Posted by on Sun, 01 Jan 2006 00:00:00 GMT