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About Me

I LOVE the smells of Band-Aids, Saran Wrap, water from a hose and carbon paper. I HATE Sunny D, scrunchies, Nextel users, and anime. Bob from Twin Peaks scares the crap outta me. Also, I get into staring contests with dogs.I miss the west coast. Seattle, I'm comin back for ya. This layout is from iloveyourspace.com



Dyslexic Speedreaders: My Dick
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_O1Pn1Les0w

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Anyone legitimately funny. A handy man with a deep voice. A good tattoo artist in need of a facial.

Emily Haines, rock goddess

My Blog

My Busted Face

Okay, so here's the story on my busted face.  Its really very simple.  Let me begin by telling you that both of my parents (divorced, if you didn't know) have lectured me in the past week ou...
Posted by on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 21:06:00 GMT

Hideously Deformed

Okay, so I work at a luggage store, right? Well, yesterday I was helping a customer and went to pull a suitcase off the shelf (which is just above my head). Apparently, someone had carelessly lain a...
Posted by on Tue, 21 Mar 2006 12:56:00 GMT

Whats with today today?

I am a wealth of frustrations today.  Do you have an issue on which you are not sure how you feel, or do not know how to express said feeling?  I can help! All day, its been "This Old Navy c...
Posted by on Mon, 07 Nov 2005 19:28:00 GMT