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Touche, Santiago

Porch monkey 4 life.

About Me

I spent about an hour today putting up a fuckton of cute things here, but Myspace is incredibly queer and glitched during the update changes process. Way to have the most successful networking site on the internet and still have it be a piece of shit. Good job Tom.

My Interests

- Video games.
- Getting trashed.
- Singing as loud as I can when no one can hear me.
- Sex is always good.
- Acting like a damn fool.
- Laughing at really inappropriate times.
- Playing board games.
- Reading far past my bedtime.

I'd like to meet:

A couple net kids. Kevin Smith. Dane Cook. Your mom.

Music:

I refuse to have a list of 2190832198 bands here. So I'll do the first 5 that come to mind.
- Rise Against
- Saosin
- Breaking Benjamin
- Paramore
- Thursday

Movies:

Again, not doing a giant list. First five:
- Clerks 2
- Super Troopers
- Garden State
- Romeo + Juliet
- Shrek 2

Television:

I'll only watch cartoons, game shows, and the discovery channel. I dont understand how people can watch sitcoms, reality shows, or the news. It's such garbage.

Books:

- The Twilight series by Stephanie Meyer
- The Meredith Gentry series by Laurell K. Hamilton
- Anything by Chuck Palahniuk; Choke especially
- The Harry Potter series
- This pretty much sums it up.

Heroes:


Death from Family Guy.

My Blog

Zombies love solitaire.

So somehow I managed to spend all 14 hours of my conscious day today sitting in front of my computer. And the fucked up part is, I didnt even do anything. I played solitaire. How the fuck does one spe...
Posted by Touche, Santiago on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 03:12:00 PST

Alcohol is bad kids.

So I did about 16 shots of vodka chased with like 6 beers last night, and topped it off with almost 2 packs of cigarettes. Oh Christ do I feel shitty this morning.
Posted by Touche, Santiago on Sat, 16 Dec 2006 11:36:00 PST

Eep!

You know what's a bad idea? Shoving 2g earrings into a 6g piercing. I feel like I just lost my ear virginity.
Posted by Touche, Santiago on Thu, 17 Aug 2006 12:27:00 PST

I think...

This is a game where you post a bunch of shit and have to begin each line with 'I think'. I dont know, I found it on Xanga and am fucking bored. So...commence post. I think ramen noodles are impossibl...
Posted by Touche, Santiago on Sat, 15 Jul 2006 08:57:00 PST

*blink*

I had the weirdest fucking dream last night. I cant remember the whole thing, but I remember there being some guy...I dont remember who he was or what he looked like, but anyway, he like went psy...
Posted by Touche, Santiago on Thu, 06 Jul 2006 09:55:00 PST

"Jelly beans." A rant. By Judy.

Okay. So I've just been made aware that Jelly Belly has come out with a small variety pack of 20 flavors of beans for about a buck. I purchased said variety pack from my local convenience store, and w...
Posted by Touche, Santiago on Tue, 06 Jun 2006 04:55:00 PST