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The Eddmeister

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About Me


So i've been looking through a load of my profile stuff and realised, "Awww shit fool! this is OLD!".
So it seemed like a good time to do this all again and be updated etc.
Ok, so, my name is Eddie. Im currently 20 years old. I don't go to college, im somewhat of a legend in the kitchen. And i am a sandwich artist at Subway =]
I left South Devon College at the end of last year, basically because the next year would have cost me about £1,000 and for a 1 day a week course it isn't really worth my money.
Long story short i came out with an overall credit in electrical installations... Anybody want a new light fitted? D:
I haven't really looked for a job yet because im still really enjoying my free time with my friends atm. Although i really should get looking soon.
Anyway, what else can i tell you about me... How about, i'm one ballin motherfucker? Along with a few of my regular homeslices on my top friends.
We make that shit look so damn good. You'd be stupid not to make us your friends. But then again... if you add me and i dont know you... i probably wont add you D:
**This decision can be reversed based on physical appearance (applies to females only.).**
i use to have a big phase of doing stunts... id basically fuck myself up in god knows how many ways, then film it and put it on the internet. Reasons for this are because i was pretty damn good at some shit... and the ladies love scars... right?
Either way... those days are kind of in the past. However a lot of the videos still remain and will be made into a DVD available for purchase called "GOMP - In harms way"
GOMP is simply a homegrown filming group that films stunts, skits and all that shit.
If you feel like watching some kickass videos then go check out their myspace... its somewhere in my friends. Im too lazy to get it for you, but dont worry, i only have a small amount of friends to search through because im not a faggot that adds everybody.

My Interests

Fire,
Explosions,
Destruction in any form.....
dunno what it is but something about the way things break and smash to pieces that fascinates me... i cant stop doing it :D...
I like to discover how things work, all the complexs and inside workings etc... maybe thats why i break things apart... to see whats inside? =] Also space and the universe... if anybody can think of a more interesting topic.... Just dont tell me. yeah thats basically what interests/turns me on =]

I'd like to meet:

Hmm..... i dont know actually... theres not really anybody who if i met id be going "OMG I LOVE YOU!!! IM SO GLAD I MET YOU!!!".
I mean of course there are a few people id like to meet, but i don't exactly consider it a big goal in life or anything. Maybe id like to meet Carmen Electra =] i mean she is pretty damn hot! Or Francine Dee... Actually Kate Beckinsale! *Drool* And then Tila Nguyen... OH and how can i forget Oksana Andersson!! Christ... i should just get a harem of all these women =]
And then to top it all off i would have Killswitch Engage playing on a stage at the back forever! seriously that band will never get old.

but i would like to meet my old school friends again... I barely ever get to see them.

id like to meet anybody i could hit it off with right off the bat... (and not necessarily in "that way") just somebody who shares a lot of my interests so theyre really easy to talk to and get along with... Always nice to meet a friendly, interesting and down to earth person.

also anybody with vast knowledge of the universe or atleast with views on it, theres nothing better than a good debate about the universe with somebody equally as knowledgable as yourself on the subject.

Music:

Stuff from all over... but mainly in the "heavy" end of things..... i have a small playlist on iTunes so ill just name the bands from there...

Avenged Sevenfold,
AFI,
Machinehead,
BFMV,
Cradle of filth,
Audioslave,
Hoobastank,
Ill Nino,
Protest the Hero,
In Flames,
Soilwork,
Bleeding Through,
Metallica,
Black Label Society,
Pantera,
Coheed and Cambria,
Powerman 5000,
Iron Maiden,
Rammstein,
Lamb of God,
Skindred,
Slipknot,
Alexisonfire,
Soil,
Union Underground,
Spineshank,
Trivium,
Nickelback,
Killswitch Engage,
The White Stripes,
Tenacious D,
KoRn,
Disturbed,
CKY,
Rob Zombie,
RATM,
Breaking Benjamin,
Silent Civilian,
Anberlin,
Extreme,
Saliva

Movies:

Hmmm lets see now

Transformers
Rush hour 2
Wedding Crashers
Matrix 1
Bad Boys 1 and 2
Friday 13th (all of 'em)
Blow
The nightmare before christmas
Star Wars =)
LOTR trilogy (omg yes!! SO GOOD)
The Crow
The Grudge
Full Metal Jacket
Anchorman
Pulp Fiction
Saving Private Ryan
Forest Gump
Independance Day
Kung Pow!! (haha reminds me of that night at Kane's)
Zoolander
ORGASMO
Dodgeball
Snatch (A must see)
The Green Mile

As for comedy...
Dane Cook
Bill Bailey
Ricky Gervais
not Joe Pasquali... hes a poo.

Television:

Worlds most amazing videos
Extreme pregnancy
Futurama
Family Guy
South Park
Top Gear
QI
nevermind the buzzcocks
Have i got news for you
Whose line is it anyway?
Mock the week
Countdown

Books:

FHM, Nuts, Zoo, Maxim, FHM.

Heroes:


Name: The Eddmeister
Birthdate: 29/01/1988
Birthplace: Torbay
Current Location: Torbay =<[/b>
Eye Color: Blue-grey
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 6 Foot
Weight: 85kg
Piercings: Nope
Tatoos: Nope
Boyfriend/Girlfriend: Nope =<[/b>
Overused Phraze: ...
FAVORITES
Food: Pizza/Noodles
Candy: Toffee Crisp
Number: 5
Color: Purple
Animal: Bear/Parrot
Drink: Chocolate Milkshake
Alcohol Drink: Strongbow
Bagel: ???
Letter: K
Body Part on Opposite sex: Stomach
This or That
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
McDonalds or BurgerKing: Burger King
Strawberry or Watermelon: Watermelon
Hot tea or Ice tea: Hot Tea
Chocolate or Vanilla Chocolate
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: Hot Chocolate
Kiss or Hug: Both =]
Dog or Cat: Cat
Rap or Punk: Neither D:
Summer or Winter: Summer
Scary Movies or Funny Movies: Funny
Love or Money: Love
YOUR...
Bedtime: When im tired
Most Missed Memory: Churston
Best phyiscal feature: Everything :D
First Thought Waking Up: Damn alarm
Goal for this year: Make lots of money =]
Best Friends: Many
Weakness: Kryptonite
Fears: Being Alone
Heritage: English, Little Irish
Longest relationship: 18 Months
HAVE YOU...
Ever Drank: Yup
Ever Smoked: Yup
Pot: Yup
Ever been Drunk: Yup
Ever been beaten up: Nope
Ever beaten someone up: Nope
Ever Shoplifted: When i was young :P
Ever Skinny Dipped: No =[ lol
Ever Kissed Opposite sex: Oh yes!
Been Dumped Lately: Nope
IN A GUY/GIRL
Favorite Eye Color: Anything
Favorite Hair Color: Anything
Short or Long: Longish
Height: Smaller than me
Style: Whatever suits her
Looks or Personality: Bit of both please
Hot or Cute Both again =]
Drugs and Alcohol: Alcohol, no drugs
Muscular or Really Skinny: Skinny, but not TOO skinny
RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past: 1
What country do you want to Visit: Venice, Canada, NZ
How do you want to Die: On the battlefield!
Been to the Mall Lately: Nope
Do you like Thunderstorms: Love them.
Get along with your Parents: Yup
Health Freak: Nah
Do you think your Attractive: i KNOW im attractive
Believe in Yourself: Somewhat
Want to go to College: Been there
Do you Smoke: Nope
Do you Drink: Yuss
Shower Daily: Almost
Been in Love: Yup
Do you Sing: Yup
Want to get Married: Someday
Do you want Children: Someday
Have your future kids names planned out: Nope
Age you wanna lose your Virginity: Lost it at 16
Hate anyone: Yes
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!
Your Score: Yoda
You scored:
71% wisdom,
53% aggression,
70% power,
and 66% morality!One of the most powerful Jedi of all time, you possess the best of all worlds. Your wisdom is vast and unquestioned, and you use it for good. You are an amazingly powerful and skilled fighter, and only use aggressiveness for battle, and only battle when necessary. Lastly, your sense of morality is without peer. You always do what is right, and know that the dark side is hollow and unnatural.
My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 99% on wisdom
You scored higher than 99% on aggression
You scored higher than 99% on power
You scored higher than 99% on morality
Your Penis Name Is...
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You Are a Chimera
You are very outgoing and well connected to many people.
Incredibly devoted to your family and friends, you find purpose in nurturing others.
You are rarely alone, and you do best in the company of others.
You are incredibly expressive, and people are sometimes overwhelmed by your strong emotions. What Mythological Creature Are You?
Your Passion is Yellow
You're a total sexual shape shifter.
You possess a complex sex drive and are very adaptable.
Of all the colors, you are the most likely to be bisexual.
While you the most passionate, you are very open minded.
Your Deadly Sins
Envy: 80%
Wrath: 80%
Gluttony: 60%
Sloth: 60%
Lust: 40%
Pride: 40%
Greed: 20%
Chance You'll Go to Hell: 54%
You will die a boring death. While dying, you will be jealous of those who die dramatic deaths. How Sinful Are You?
Your Kissing Technique Is: Perfect
Your kissing technique is amazing - and you know it.
You have the confidence to make the first move.
And you always seem to know what kissing style is going to work best.
Sometimes you're passionate, sometimes you're a tease. And you're always amazing! Are You a Good Kisser?

My Blog

I CAN HAS GECKO?

I gots mah bad self a leopard gecko yesterday :OIts tank is big and so i need a better bulb to heat it more... but still... its the most amazing thing ever.Nobody was around to witness the bloodbath w...
Posted by The Eddmeister on Thu, 10 Apr 2008 02:31:00 PST

1st day at work.

Well, what can i say?I have officially just completed my first day as a "sandwich Artist". And it was, to say the least, "alright".I met Nadine and Ashley. Ashley seems like a bit of a legend.. and he...
Posted by The Eddmeister on Mon, 25 Feb 2008 02:37:00 PST

Punishment

Ok my fingers hurt so thisll be quick... Woke up at 5:45 and walked to a friends house, drove down to the shop were we speant 7 straight hours unloading 32 Tonnes of flat-packed furniture from th...
Posted by The Eddmeister on Mon, 07 Jan 2008 11:43:00 PST

New Years Goodness

So... another year gone by. Nothing spectacular really... although this year should be a pretty good year. I turn 20 soon enough... thats gotta be good... right? Well new years eve was definately a gr...
Posted by The Eddmeister on Sun, 06 Jan 2008 10:17:00 PST

Alexisonfire

ZOMG :Osuch an awesome weekend!!the drive up to Bristol was hilarious because me and Matt are pro navigators and got from the airport to the travelodge with only our pure awesomeness... Luke even got ...
Posted by The Eddmeister on Mon, 12 Nov 2007 12:34:00 PST

Who missed me?

Back in Crappy old england again..... and god it sucksseems the only thing that has changed is foot and mouth has returned... oh yay =/although i did get given 1,000 pounds when i got back... thankyou...
Posted by The Eddmeister on Mon, 13 Aug 2007 07:33:00 PST

IQ of 135 you say? Gifted you say?

Hmmm well, i've recently taken an internet based, official high IQ society's, online eCMA IQ test. On which i scored..... yes, you guessed it, an IQ of 135, which indicates that i - from an intelligen...
Posted by The Eddmeister on Sun, 10 Jun 2007 05:06:00 PST

OMG..... KITTAY!!

Ok so heres the story...my sister was doing something in an alley way by a restaurant or something... maybe she works at the restaurant and was throwing out some bags... or maybe she was just snooping...
Posted by The Eddmeister on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 04:21:00 PST

Tribute to Mr. Barlow

This is 1 of the greatest things ive seen Barlow post...and so as a tribute to him i am going to share it with others so they can experience his views. ''I think the life cycle is all backwardsYou sho...
Posted by The Eddmeister on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 02:10:00 PST

What do you mean Terminal patient?!!?!

Ugh... college is really twisting my nipples right now... my lessons just get more boring each day.... but oh well... i guess i can put up with it... i have the worlds greatest girlfriend... so take t...
Posted by The Eddmeister on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 03:12:00 PST