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timothy

It burns down there, Charlie Brown.

About Me

i live in silicone valley making laser beams. on the weekends i go to sacramento to make music with my band redorker. on the weekdays i mainly work.. .i live for the weekends.

My Interests

i like to write horribly offensive music that sounds pretty. this is actually a collaborative effort, i have help. i also read a lot. i am currently working out the logistics of world domination. i believe this can be achieved thru extensive networking and the right software application. business cards wouldn't hurt either. i am also currently petitioning office max to add a world domination section to thier stores. it could have clocks with tokyo time and even subsections for specialty items like genital torture. the real trick is doing all this while going to school.

I'd like to meet:

if you have read my profile and are still here... then we can be friends. i have a twisted sense of humor and i reflect that in my journal, which i treat like a blog. im intrested in meeting like minded people who actually correspond! if your in to just collecting friends but never talking to them, please look elsewhere. it is my goal to create a dynamic, elite, microcosm (did i spell that right?) within the myspace online community. networking is an improtant step in the evetual completion of my ultimate goal...WORLD DOMINATION. if the above statements sound like your cup of tea, then i look forward to meeting you. cheers.p.s. people who are biased against giant racoons or induviduals with unusually large testicles should be ashamed of themselves, and also need not apply. cheers again.

Music:

where to begin... ok here goes... leonard cohen, faith no more, tool, dmx, portis head, chicane, hans zimmer among others. as you can see i go all over the place. pretty much anything but country (with some very rare exceptions). send inquiries for more details. NEWS FLASH! the new outkast album is pretty damn good.

Movies:

i would currently recommend seeing anything by christopher guest. i would currently not recommend seeing the talented mr ripley. this has got to be one of the worst movies ever! its like 2 hours of awkward moments. like being on the dance floor, in m.c hammer pants with a flamin' boner. stay tuned for more recommendations (or non) in the future!

Television:

reno 911, that 70's show, south park, and lots of porn. Im serious....I watch an obscene amount of porn. porn. for artistic reasons of course.

Books:

im a huge alexander dumas fan. the three musketeers, and the count of monte cristo are two of my favorite books. i also just read me talk pretty one day by david sedaris. i would highly recommend it.

Heroes:

jeane-claude van damme. after seeing his stunning performance in kickboxer and bloodsport, i realized that underneath that hardened exterior, finely honed by his true mastery of rabbit style kung fu, lies nothing more than a little girl, who was probably a burn victim.

My Blog

For my Mother

I did many things over ther holiday weekend, but I would like to focus on one thing. Last monday, right before Thanksgiving, I got a call from my father at around 9pm. He was crying, my mother ha...
Posted by timothy on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

A Dark Year

1. Johnny Cash 2. Fred "Mr." Rogers 3. John Ritter 4. June Carter Cash 5. Katharine Hepburn 6. Gregory Peck 7. Daniel Patrick Moynihan 8. Robert Palmer 9. Warren Zevon 1...
Posted by timothy on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I gots new friends

it has been a while since i posted, I've been more active on my (our) bands site. Any way, despite my lack of effort, i have new friends on Myspace. i just want to say welcome all, except sara. to sar...
Posted by timothy on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Merry Christmas

When you think of the holidays, dont forget to pour a little of your egg nog 40 oz into the gutter in rememberance of Jam Master Jay. One of the first D jays...ever. Peace Homie...well miss you. ...
Posted by timothy on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

MANHUNT REVIEW

If you keep up on the latest pop culture trends, then im sure you have heard about Manhunt, probably the most violent video game ever released. In the game you play the part of a convicted felon on de...
Posted by timothy on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Lindsay's Pee hurts

Hi everybody, I have been away recently because i have been working on my band's website http://www.redorker.com. (i'm sorry that was a shameless plug, but while we're here i would like to point ou...
Posted by timothy on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I may be leaving soon

pretty soon I hope to Have http://www.redorker.com up and running. unfortunatly, that will take up a lot of the time I spend here. Hopefully with this site running, my dream community on the web will...
Posted by timothy on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The forum is up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

we (my band redorker) are closer to getting our website up! the forum is now operational. it is http://www.redorker.com/forum/. unfortunatley, this will take some of my effort away from myspace, but ...
Posted by timothy on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The Most Dangerous Cities to Live In

Here is a link to a list of the most dangerous cities in America. i was suprised that only two of the cities were in California, Oakland and Compton, and both were not very high on the list. Too bad a...
Posted by timothy on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Temptation over the holidays

Tis the season, and with the cumming of christmas, it might occur to some of you god afearin' folk that christmas can be a lonely time of the year. the solution? Porn naturally. But God says pornagrap...
Posted by timothy on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST