i like to write horribly offensive music that sounds pretty. this is actually a collaborative effort, i have help. i also read a lot. i am currently working out the logistics of world domination. i believe this can be achieved thru extensive networking and the right software application. business cards wouldn't hurt either. i am also currently petitioning office max to add a world domination section to thier stores. it could have clocks with tokyo time and even subsections for specialty items like genital torture. the real trick is doing all this while going to school.
if you have read my profile and are still here... then we can be friends. i have a twisted sense of humor and i reflect that in my journal, which i treat like a blog. im intrested in meeting like minded people who actually correspond! if your in to just collecting friends but never talking to them, please look elsewhere. it is my goal to create a dynamic, elite, microcosm (did i spell that right?) within the myspace online community. networking is an improtant step in the evetual completion of my ultimate goal...WORLD DOMINATION. if the above statements sound like your cup of tea, then i look forward to meeting you. cheers.p.s. people who are biased against giant racoons or induviduals with unusually large testicles should be ashamed of themselves, and also need not apply. cheers again.
where to begin... ok here goes... leonard cohen, faith no more, tool, dmx, portis head, chicane, hans zimmer among others. as you can see i go all over the place. pretty much anything but country (with some very rare exceptions). send inquiries for more details. NEWS FLASH! the new outkast album is pretty damn good.
i would currently recommend seeing anything by christopher guest. i would currently not recommend seeing the talented mr ripley. this has got to be one of the worst movies ever! its like 2 hours of awkward moments. like being on the dance floor, in m.c hammer pants with a flamin' boner. stay tuned for more recommendations (or non) in the future!
reno 911, that 70's show, south park, and lots of porn. Im serious....I watch an obscene amount of porn. porn. for artistic reasons of course.
im a huge alexander dumas fan. the three musketeers, and the count of monte cristo are two of my favorite books. i also just read me talk pretty one day by david sedaris. i would highly recommend it.
jeane-claude van damme. after seeing his stunning performance in kickboxer and bloodsport, i realized that underneath that hardened exterior, finely honed by his true mastery of rabbit style kung fu, lies nothing more than a little girl, who was probably a burn victim.