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jacqueline mary

i'll give you somethin to cry about

About Me

a long haired filth magnet.
I would like to read you the scum manifesto over and over.
If given enough time, I could probably talk you to death. Mostly about the scum manifesto and face products.
http://gos.sbc.edu/s/solanas.html..

My Interests

i love this beast and am prepared to kill for him.

I'd like to meet:

small animals and murderesses and froufrou martinis. the spring and valerie solanis and a weekend...

Heroes:

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My Blog

ohio gozaimasu!!!

going back to ohio is always a nerve-wracking, whirlwind adventure, and i am so so excited. screw antioch reunion. it's family reunion time. time for lying on the ground with the bear, a beer, and my ...
Posted by jacqueline mary on Thu, 19 Jun 2008 11:05:00 PST

debate

and i think to myself "should i wash my hair, or just put another pack of bobby pins in it"?summer is stupid. i hate sweating myself to death every day.
Posted by jacqueline mary on Fri, 13 Jun 2008 10:28:00 PST

master cleanse and winning

1: I got an A in that horrible women's studies class. THANK GOD. I was going to go apeshit all over that woman if I got anything less.----a. (bitch.)2: I got an A- in History of Cinema, which is prett...
Posted by jacqueline mary on Thu, 22 May 2008 03:39:00 PST

wii car, now with ketchup?

So i had a dream that, basically, I saw a Wii car.it kind of looked like a giant wii, on wheels. and had two wii’s where the tail lights go, that you could play.But the best part was that when y...
Posted by jacqueline mary on Thu, 10 Apr 2008 01:03:00 PST

tiny metal packets.

hair conditioners. everyone uses them, don't lie. those teeny tiny little metal packets that come with most hair dyes, that contain almost enough conditioner for me to do my bangs. 4 or 5 or those suc...
Posted by jacqueline mary on Fri, 07 Mar 2008 12:16:00 PST

birthday approaching

there is a fantastic passive aggressive note downstairs in my building, and if i wasn't coming down with the plague that i thought i had avoided, i'd go get it to scan. now it's a crumpled up little b...
Posted by jacqueline mary on Tue, 04 Mar 2008 09:27:00 PST

fill in the blanks.

The Unasked Questions75 Questions You've Never Answered...1. Would you bang your neighbor?like bang on their door? probably not, especially not after sarah stabbed a hole in the old ceiling while our ...
Posted by jacqueline mary on Mon, 03 Mar 2008 10:55:00 PST

that music, put your itunes on random thing

F YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?So, here's how it works:1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)2. Put it on shuffle3. Press play4. For every question, type...
Posted by jacqueline mary on Tue, 26 Feb 2008 03:04:00 PST

debate

something about this story struck me as strangely romantic.i think it was the "Authorities found two sets of footprints in the snow heading in opposite directions"http://edition.cnn.com/2007/US/law/12...
Posted by jacqueline mary on Tue, 18 Dec 2007 12:51:00 PST

getting on a plane.

getting on a plane.getting on a plane.getting on a plane.getting on a plane.no. no. no. no. no.
Posted by jacqueline mary on Tue, 18 Dec 2007 11:49:00 PST