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A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo, and when the herd is hunted, the slowest and weakest ones at the back are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular culling of the weakest members.In much the same way the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, we all know, kills brain cells, but naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first.In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine.That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers.

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Last Night

Was Perfect!
Posted by Da Ace Dood! on Sat, 17 Nov 2007 10:09:00 PST

Sirens Of My Heart (c) 2007

These words can never say how good you made me feel that day but now it's gone away was really hoping it would stay yeah I signed up for it so I gotta try to keep my cool but first I must admit someti...
Posted by Da Ace Dood! on Mon, 12 Nov 2007 10:49:00 PST

If I were to not wake up tomorrow....

I wouldnt mind it at all.. in fact it would be for the best...
Posted by Da Ace Dood! on Fri, 09 Nov 2007 08:45:00 PST

20 years..

20 years is far too long... Is it worth to try for another 60? Everything is going wrong.. my sacrifice, was it worth it? If I'd known this would be the outcome, I would've never tried so hard. Somet...
Posted by Da Ace Dood! on Wed, 03 Oct 2007 09:24:00 PST

Bad Day

WHAT THE FUCK!?
Posted by Da Ace Dood! on Wed, 05 Sep 2007 07:36:00 PST

Goodbye my friend...

Rerun died today. He was 11 years old so 77 in doggy years I guess. He was a good dog, always waited by the window and would bark and jump all over the place whenever I enter the door. Fondest memory ...
Posted by Da Ace Dood! on Mon, 20 Aug 2007 10:08:00 PST

Anger is only one letter short of DANGER!

Many people will walk in and out of your life, but true friends will leave footprints in your heart. Use your head to handle yourself; use your heart to handle others. Anger is only one letter short o...
Posted by Da Ace Dood! on Mon, 16 Jul 2007 08:01:00 PST

There's nothing I wouldn't do to hear your voice again.

Posted by Da Ace Dood! on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 06:17:00 PST

We may not pass, this way again.

Live for today, the past is gone. No time to stay, must travel on. We walk the road, into the wind. We may not pass this way again. Weve come so far, endured so long. Follow that star s...
Posted by Da Ace Dood! on Sun, 11 Dec 2005 11:30:00 PST

Video Game Violence.. MY ASS

Adrian Salvador Mr. Massey Senior Composition 14 November 2005 The Truth about the Conspiracy On a sunny spring day in April 1999, a suburban high school in Jefferson County, Colorado, found itself un...
Posted by Da Ace Dood! on Fri, 18 Nov 2005 08:19:00 PST