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Sargeant Fundus

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About Me

think of me this way, im a boy with boobies. and a uterus. that likes guys. (emo boys have uteri, but they dont count) i am a geek. i am semi-antisocial. i am 6'1. i change my hair color more often than not. i'm in a constant state of change. i own an uncomfortable desk chair. i love videogames. i have an oral fixation. i like to read. i like to take walks. i like to chill. i like to have adventures. i love disneyland. i love diet coke with a wedge of lime. i am a hopeless romantic. i refuse to use proper grammar, but only to an extent. i am easy to please. i am difficult to please. i am a contradiction.mr piggyspectacularo commands that you tell me why you wanna add me! I DONT ADD ANYBODY EVER. LEAVE ME ALONE. (unless i like you! then dont leave meeeeeee)
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My Interests

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Those whom i would like to meet have already died....
...EXCEPT steve page. i wanna meet him again. and lets hope he doesnt die. :(

My Blog

damn i never update.

last you read i was having focal seizures, they come and go now but are manageable with severe sedatives...the boy in the previous post is gone, which is convenient for me since i got a new one. to wh...
Posted by on Sun, 31 May 2009 08:59:00 GMT

seize candies

for the last few days ive been having severe migraines (worse than normal), abdominal pain, odd sleep patterns, and my jaw have been really tense and seizing up.then friday, feeling particularly sick ...
Posted by on Mon, 19 May 2008 00:24:00 GMT

disregard

please disregard my last bloggy thing
Posted by on Fri, 07 Mar 2008 11:11:00 GMT

Mindless Self Indulgence PLEASE READ

Please rate the band Mindless Self Indulgence on a scale from 1-10, and add any comments you may have.these results mean a lot. so do it!!!
Posted by on Thu, 06 Mar 2008 22:56:00 GMT

for your information

i hate sex sounds.unless im making them. its awkward and obnoxious.unrelated: my butt hurts. this chair is uncomfortable.
Posted by on Wed, 05 Mar 2008 01:00:00 GMT

shit i want

http://www.nandahome.com/products/clocky/index.php?color=coc ohttp://morbidtendencies.com/botmc-details.html  the gnasher http://www.tokkisom.com/info_suki.htmlanything here http://www.sappymooset...
Posted by on Tue, 22 Jan 2008 17:00:00 GMT

gleeee

I GOT THE JOB FER SHURR!my move in date is the 1st. which will be slightly difficult, but thats ok. my is think of renting a moving van for me for a couple days that way ill have space to clean and it...
Posted by on Tue, 22 Jan 2008 14:01:00 GMT

MOVING!

packed two shelves of books (why dear GOD am i so literate??)and packed most of my movies and games and such (leaving the necessities out)barely looks like i made a single fucking dent.speaking of den...
Posted by on Sun, 06 Jan 2008 21:23:00 GMT

sleigh bells ring, are you listenin?

so far ive only bought myself one xmas gift lollittle fingerless pink and black gloves with skulls on em. adorable. and cheap!but omfg look at these two things: http://www.squishable.com/pc/squish_oct...
Posted by on Fri, 14 Dec 2007 21:50:00 GMT

blerr-de-blah

i never update my stupid myspace bloggityblog. mainly cause it is, as i mentioned, stupid.i mainly stick to mah elljay...but i might as well update here to let all those not on my livejournal f-list k...
Posted by on Sun, 02 Dec 2007 04:04:00 GMT