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Matt Bastard

i sincerely like to thank you, cuz now i got the world swingin' from my nuts, and damn it feels good

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MySpace Layoutsummm i'm reallly down to earth...i live in ohio which isn't that cool, and i absolutely love being w/ my friends(youth), im a nac and i love it, i watch family guy all the f'n time....i love football more then u could imagine and i really don't like moving, if you would like to know more about this stud..askI edited my profile at Freeweblayouts.net , check out these Myspace Layouts!

My Interests

god, the nfl draft(fo sho), philadelphia eagles (hell yes), ummm turdwords, music definately
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I'd like to meet:

jack black...definetly...and prolly b westbrook and i suppose thats it..well i guess the chief, but i'll b meetin him in 2007..hell yes!

Music:

anything really....john denver and FALL OUT BOY ha...hot hot heat,bob marley, marvin gaye, rhcp, oasis, ozzy,and definately simon and garfunkel, cyndi lauper..the best, or w/e fits my moodhttp://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.indivi dual&videoid=2026621015..

Movies:

saw, big fish, a clockwork orange, harold and kumar go to white castle, super troopers, w/out a paddle, half baked and so on

Television:

family guy, nfl live, law and order svu, simpsons, 70s show, nfl total access, stump the schwab. and thats bout it

Books:

not much of a reader...

Heroes:

oooo josh, my best friend, always there for me, i love this guy more then anything and i know he's got my back and i'll always have his. we helpt each other out and there ain't shit we wouldn't do for each other. love ya man.tom, will help me w/ anything, always looking out for me. also a best friend i love him like a brother. through all the distance and seldom conversation we still r tight as ever. im always here for ya buddy, whether its cincinnati, detroit or anywhere, i'll be there for ya. my goodness, sara is incredibly awesome. always there to talk to, can talk to her bout anything and i know she'll listen. she's like one of the guys and she is just way too nice not to b loved.these sister's r just awesome, i love'em both and they're the two biggest reasons y im looking forward to moving to detroit, they welcomed me more then anybody into the detroit youth and there is very little i wouldn't do for them. ahh yes, shell. never a problem doesn't go buy and she isn't there to help me through it. always there to talk to even tho it seems like she's working 168 hrs/week. i love ya shell! and im always gunna b thurr.ahh mike john kies, this kid is always there to help a brother out w/ any girl problem...no lie. he's there if i need some liquid encouragement. mike's def. one of a kind and i love him like a brother.jeremy...where to start, he was my sunday school teacher, my brother, for my first few yrs in michiga, a chauffer, i dont think there's too much this boy wouldn't do for me, and vic versa. gotta love ya J.