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Smurf

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

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Name
Nic
Birthday
March 3rd
Birthplace
Quincy, Illinois
Current Location
T-Town
Eye Color
Blue
Hair Color
Red
Height
5'2
Right Handed or Left Handed
Both-That's right ladies!!
Your Heritage
Scot-Irish
The Shoes You Wore Today
WorkBoots
Your Weakness
Kids
Your Fears
Snakes & Cough syrup
Your Perfect Pizza
Pepperoni & Pineapple
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year
Get back to College
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger
Holla!
Thoughts First Waking Up
What, already?!
Your Best Physical Feature
Eyes, if you'd stop looking at my breasts!!
Your Bedtime
11-ish
Your Most Missed Memory
Good saturday morning cartoons
Pepsi or Coke
Diet Pepsi
McDonalds or Burger King
Neither
Single or Group Dates
Both, the more the merrier!
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea
Don't do tea
Chocolate or Vanilla
Tapioca
Cappuccino or Coffee
Neither
Do you Smoke
NO!!!!
Do you Swear
Only when VERY ANGRY or being VERY FUNNY!
Do you Sing
Constantly, and whistle and hum too!
Do you Shower Daily
Yup!
Have you Been in Love
Absolutely!
Do you want to go to College
Definately
Do you want to get Married
HHHHHHEEEEELLLLLL NO!
Do you belive in yourself
Yes, no, well maybe, no-Okay-Sure, Yes, Yes I DO!!
Do you get Motion Sickness
No
Do you think you are Attractive
Well, I can't keep my hands off myself!!
Are you a Health Freak
NO!!!!!!!
Do you like Thunderstorms
Love cuddlin' up during a good storm!
Do you play an Instrument
Yes, drums
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol
Are you kidding, in the past hour!
In the past month have you Smoked
NO!!!!!!!
In the past month have you been on Drugs
Only alcohol.
In the past month have you gone on a Date
A Few
In the past month have you gone to a Mall
Yes, I hate shopping though!
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos
Nope, don't dig-um!
In the past month have you eaten Sushi
No, Once in my life & never again!
In the past month have you been on Stage
No
In the past month have you been Dumped
NO
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping
No, but many times before!
In the past month have you Stolen Anything
No!
Ever been Drunk
Many, Many times in Many, Many countries!
Ever been called a Tease
Yes, I am a BIG FLIRT!
Ever been Beaten up
Yes, in Kindergarden!
Ever Shoplifted
Yeah, I was a horrible child!!!
How do you want to Die
With Dignity!!
What do you want to be when you Grow Up
Healthy & Happy
What country would you most like to Visit
Ireland and Scotland
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

ANYONE WITH A GOOD HEART, MEAN PEOPLE SUCK!!!

Music:

CLASSIC ROCK!!

Movies:

Bound & Striptease (Whoo-Hoo)! A League of Their Own, Friday, Uncle Buck.

Books:

Anything by Sylvia Browne, John Edward, or Edgar Cayce.
You Are Fozzie Bear
"Wocka! Wocka!"
You're the life of the party, and you love making people crack up.
If only your routine didn't always bomb!
You may find more groans than laughs, but always keep the jokes coming. The Muppet Personality Test

Heroes:

JOAN OF ARC, Queen Elizabeth I, Rosa Parks, and of course Cartman!!!!!!

My Blog

If a Duck had a Human Mind...

Have you ever watched two ducks engage in a fight?  Well, when two ducks get into a fight, which never lasts very long, they will then float off in opposite directions. Each duck will then flap i...
Posted by Smurf on Sun, 27 Apr 2008 12:29:00 PST

Im just sayin

As many of you know, I have been rigorously studying many of the different faiths of the world. My enthusiasm at it's peak, I find myself delving into eastern philosophy. Unfortunately, my spirits wer...
Posted by Smurf on Wed, 16 Apr 2008 06:15:00 PST

To Whom it concerns

To Whom it Concerns... She feels worthless and cold as she’s screwed-up again. She’s failing her classes, at home she’s a pain. The adults in her life don’t really seem to care...
Posted by Smurf on Sun, 06 Apr 2008 12:39:00 PST

A Woman

A woman has strengths that amaze me, she can handle trouble and carry heavy burdens, she holds happiness, love and opinions. She smiles when she feels like screaming. She sings when she feels like...
Posted by Smurf on Thu, 20 Mar 2008 12:39:00 PST

The Soul’s Journey

Seek that inner awakening to your true selfhood No meeting is by chance The crucial test lies in the nature of your free-will when given opportunities occur Self interest must be secondary to the comm...
Posted by Smurf on Thu, 20 Mar 2008 11:56:00 PST

What do you hold on to when nothing is safe?

One Last Breath   Please come now I think I'm fallingI'm holding on to all I think is safeIt seems I found the road to nowhereAnd I'm trying to escapeI yelled back when I heard thunderBut I'm dow...
Posted by Smurf on Wed, 05 Mar 2008 07:06:00 PST

How to please this Pisces!

PISCESFeb 20 - March 20Ruling Planet: NEPTUNEThe God in charge of delicious dreams, dangerous deceptions and sexual fantasiesSexually speaking, Pisces is putty in your hands. Anything you want, anythi...
Posted by Smurf on Fri, 14 Apr 2006 05:55:00 PST

Love & Sex Survey

fun to answer, more fun to dofavorite place to be kissed?Oh Kissed, not Licked?! I guess my neck then!weirdest place you've ever had sex?On the freeway while I was driving. (so much for both hands on ...
Posted by Smurf on Fri, 24 Mar 2006 05:41:00 PST