Jane Fonda ordering a drink |
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It was a cosmopolitan. I pink one with en umbrella and
entirely too much grenadine. She hated cosmos, but the men who paid for her
drinks believed it was classy to pick a...
Posted by on Sun, 27 Sep 2009 01:02:00 GMT |
Philip K. Dick and Arnold Scharzenegger Hailing a cab |
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Phil
was crushed under their magnificent weight of a very intoxicated former
governor and movie star.
Im
not sure how much further ...
Posted by on Sun, 27 Sep 2009 01:01:00 GMT |
Snoop Dogg brushing his teeth |
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In circler motions, from front to
back, making sure to completely remove any and all tartar. He knew all too well
the importance of dental hygiene and the repercussions o...
Posted by on Sun, 27 Sep 2009 00:59:00 GMT |
Genie Going to the Movies |
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Without
making the definitive selection of a film to see, he entered the theater. Evading
the long line at the ticket booth and the ticket taker at the en...
Posted by on Sat, 12 Sep 2009 15:17:00 GMT |
Albert Wesker Doing Laundry |
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He
pulled open the door to the dryer and yanked out his black shirt and sweater. Holding them up to the single dim light of
laundry room, he examined...
Posted by on Sun, 30 Aug 2009 14:35:00 GMT |
George Washington Text Messaging |
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He
had not been expecting a letter. With the advent of the postal system
all he seemed to get were pizza coupons and credit card applications. George
was about to ope...
Posted by on Tue, 18 Aug 2009 22:08:00 GMT |
Tom and Jerry Filing Taxes |
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He had not been expecting a letter. Generally
his owners got every bit of it with the occasional exception of cat food
coupons or check up reminders from the vet ...
Posted by on Tue, 18 Aug 2009 22:06:00 GMT |
Helen Keller Waiting for the Bus |
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Not making a sound, she sat on the ancient concrete bench
contemplating her day. The grocery store, the dry cleaning, the bank, and then
home, she repeated in her head. E...
Posted by on Tue, 18 Aug 2009 22:05:00 GMT |
Samuel L Jackson jogging |
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He started out fast and got faster.
Preferring what others called a terrifying pace, he liked nothing more then
to feel his own calves burn and beg him to stop. He...
Posted by on Fri, 10 Jul 2009 17:13:00 GMT |
Bart Simpson making out |
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He grabbed the back of her short, yellow hair and pulled her
face into his. He met minimal resistance, since she was easily impressioned and
highly gullible. In the back ...
Posted by on Fri, 10 Jul 2009 17:11:00 GMT |
