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PaP

About Me

Discography: "Smear This!" (LP 2003) "13 Brilliant Geniuses Can't be Wrong!" (EP 2004 [covers]) "Pogs are for Keeps" (LP 2005)We do not want to play at your faggy litle kids birthday party, so don't even ask. We are chaaaaaaaaaaampions.

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 8/4/2005
Band Members: Ninja Jesus and his Legion of DOOM!
Influences: hell, etc, etc.
Sounds Like: the death knell of modern civilization --------------------------------------------- ------------------------------------------------------------ ---------------------------- "Like the best karaoke Hell has to offer, Pap brings the heat. Handsome as holy hell and talented to boot; and boot you they shall: right out of this damn world. Wicked good rocking, people. WICKED GOOD." - David Fricke, Rolling Stone ---------------------------- ----------------------------- --------------------------------------"These men are musical giants; so tall I doubt their feet even touch the ground. We are in their shadow...we are just a shadow...the silhouette of an untraceable outline. We will never shine as bright as Pap. I'm livid with jealousy, among other things." - Thom Yorke , singer for Radiohead ---------------------------------- -------------------------------- ---------------------------------------------------------- -----------------------------------------------------------"Saussure was thus never able to think that writing was truly an “Image,” a “figuration,” a “representation” of the spoken language, a symbol. Saussure loved Pap. They rocked his fucking face. If one considers that be nonetheless needed these inadequate notions to decide upon the exteriority of writing, one must conclude that an entire stratum of his discourse, the intention of Chapter VI (“Graphic Representation of Language”), was not at all scientific, it was rocking. Pure Rocking. Like Pap" - Derrida , Philosopher/Lit Critic------------------------------------------------------ ------------ ------------------------------------------------------------ ------------- -------------------------------- ------------- "They can't hold a fing candle to us, now can they? Not good. Decent, though, me guess." - Noel , Oasis
Type of Label: Major

My Blog

BIG NEWS FROM THE "BIG MAN"

Paternal tests are expensive + our groupies are some E-A-S-Y sluts = WE NEED CASH In an effort to fill the coffers  PaP has announced a nationwide church tour to showcase the bands newest re...
Posted by on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 18:26:00 GMT

DEEP

Rumor has it PaP's new album is going to be a concept album.....about......a concept album   Genius!!!!
Posted by on Tue, 15 Aug 2006 12:28:00 GMT

TOP 8 FRIENDS

Because of the constant complaints by our army of groupies the new top 8 friends will be decided by how many times you lay the band, certain bonuses are also available for instance shannon got 2 bonus...
Posted by on Tue, 13 Dec 2005 11:42:00 GMT

BREAKING NEWS

After a 3 month tour of South American brothels Adam has asked to join the band again, once the blood tests come back if he's still clean (relatively speaking) PaP should be back in the studio instant...
Posted by on Tue, 06 Dec 2005 23:08:00 GMT

breaking news

Dear _________, Adam quit the band again. In other news: We will be recording once he rejoins. We have suspicions that Roadie Eag banged a skank last night. We will let you know. Chris still su...
Posted by on Sat, 17 Sep 2005 10:08:00 GMT

New Pap

We just thought you simpletons may like to know that pap recorded several amazing new songs last night, unfortunately they kicked so much ass that we didn't feel anyone other than us was worthy of the...
Posted by on Sun, 11 Sep 2005 19:22:00 GMT

Hoove

Dear _______-, Today hoove bragged about fingering a girl when he was in third grade. She was also in third grade. truly, Pap
Posted by on Wed, 17 Aug 2005 21:14:00 GMT

contest

Dear _______-, Try to guess the inspiration for the works of art in our photo section. Anyone who posts 3 corect inspirations will win a free Pap show at the venue of his/her choice. Go! truly, Pap
Posted by on Fri, 12 Aug 2005 16:47:00 GMT

On the road

Dear _________, Pap will be playing Vegas all week. We needed to book  a suitable venue so we told Celine and Elton to piss off. Tickets are probably more than you will ever be able to ...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT

To whom it may concern

Dear _______, Relax, ninjas; don't kick no ass. We does. Truly, Pap
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT