About Me
My name till today is Asaf Laszewicki, the stupidiest name ive ever heard after Angel Polladura (strongdick) Medina, but great name for a loser.
Im a kind of brainless sub-human, if im still considered inside this kind of living type of being; My life is the typical stupid life of the modern parasite: sleeping, eating, drinking, eating, fighting, drinking, pissing, fucking and sometimes (not often, maybe twice a day) thinking, but only in case of having some money for spending on booze or a Motrhead lp.
Stupid and careless details about my sad life are not important to you, so, if youre still reading this, then you can know fantastic stories about how i got a natural woman repellent without even wanting it, or if you want a good advice for how breaking your marriage without getting any kind of regrets or problems, just ask me.
If youre a woman, please, if you dont like Motrhead, dont make me waste my time on you, i have beers to waste my time on.LEMMY �BER ALLES!!!Cause i cant add new spaces for the things i hate, ill do it here:THINGS I HATE:Dogs, pop fans, the sun, ravers, people who dont like Motrhead, rastafaris closer to me no more than 50 m., homosexuality, heterosexuality, cleaning what i have not made dirt, crustie punks, communism, Linkin Park, being happy, the rain, cars, sxe people who things theyre better than me because theyre sxe, mods, FCB, fashionable people, mormons, capitalism, pink clothes, people who dont like Black Sabbath, humanity, a day without a single beer, love films, people in love, the love parade, love, pay the train bills, people in the train, when rock n roll stops playing, very cool people who discovered The Smiths and Joy Division yesterday and think they are cooler beacause they listenem, Manu Chao, being sober, Crass, everyone who hates me, everyone who loves me, rap and rappers, this guy called Tom down here who is suposed to be a friend of mine, red-haired people, hippie punks, intellectuals, la France and most of it population, rationality, anarchy and those who defend it, Latin Kings, The Smiths, Etoo, living, techno, mondays, driving, people who dont like London Calling by The Clash, a guy called Javi... So, you had the idea?? All the things that can be hated are good to be hated.
Take a beer and stop reading this bullshit.LATELY I HAD SOME CHANGES IN MY LIFE, SO I PUT SOME OF THE BULLSHIT IVE BEEN SEEING, THINKIN, DOING IN THE LAST MONTHS, BUT REALLY BELIEVE ME, IT DOESNT DESERVE YOUR TIME READING IT...- i fucking hate FALSE people (i did then, i do it more now; if you have any problems with me, tell me, i love discussing)
- taking care about one owns health is sometimes really funny!!! At least, try it.
- Motrhead is, definitively, the best band ever.
- I need a new brain, mine is fake directly from the factory. It took me 24 years arriving to this decision.
- Drugs sucks... but i cant leaveem!!
- Happiness is utopic.
