Hi there! My name's Joni, i'm 23 and i live in the UK.
I enjoy having a laugh with my mates. I'm kinda sarcastic at times but i don't mean to be nasty. I've been told i'm cynical but i guess that's just how people see me.
Just got to say a massive HELLO to my bestest female pirate friend CHARMEDJESS! You've really been there when i've needed you and i'm very thankful to have met you. I'd say more but it's too soppy!My xbox 360 gamertag is Luc1fer Ris1ng if anyone wants to add me
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Name: Joni B
Birthday: 3.12.82
Birthplace: Rotherham
Current Location: Rotherham
Eye Color: Sky Blue
Hair Color: Dyed-Blue/black. Natural-meduim brown
Height: 6 foot
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: I have none as i was made in a lab
The Shoes You Wore Today: smell a lil smelly
Your Weakness: Chocolate/sex/stroking my neck (or anywhere else mind!) girls with green eyes
Your Fears: Heights/Eating a coffee revel/Pulling a face and the wind changing/The underpants gnomes!
Your Perfect Pizza: Meaty feast with red peppers, mushrooms, sprinkling of weed in the dough, and Applewood smoked cheese
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: To find the long lost bellybutton beetle
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Would you like a cup of paint, i;ve had 5 cups already!
Thoughts First Waking Up: Why THIS world!? Why not the one where you can lie in and get up whatever time you want and you wake up with fresh breath and good hair? WHY THIS ONE??????/
Your Best Physical Feature: I think it's my eyes but i'm biased
Your Bedtime: When i pas out
Your Most Missed Memory: If it's missing it's not a memory
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: Burgey king
Single or Group Dates: single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: neithjer
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: none
Do you Smoke: Not proper cigerettes
Do you Swear: Fuck/Sit/Cock sucker! yes i do
Do you Sing: If you can call it that
Do you Shower Daily: No i bathe in puddles of the tears of the angels i crushed with my boots! MUHAHAHAHAHAHA
Have you Been in Love: Yes
Do you want to go to College: Yes
Do you want to get Married: WHAT!? NO WAY! Fuck that shit! To quote Eddie Murphy "They get half your shit! HALF!"
Do you belive in yourself: No i'm a low down bum who's not to be trusted, even when i say i shopuldn't be trusted
Do you get Motion Sickness: A lil
Do you think you are Attractive: I dunno
Are you a Health Freak: No way!
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Do you like Thunderstorms: LOVE EM!
Do you play an Instrument: Is that a metaphor for if i wank?
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Ooooooooo yes!
In the past month have you Smoked: Yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: i smoked a few joints
In the past month have you gone on a Date: i have a girlfriend
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No
In the past month have you been on Stage: No
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Yes
Ever been Drunk: Yes
Ever been called a Tease: Yes
Ever been Beaten up: No
Ever Shoplifted: Yes
How do you want to Die: Having sex while drnk/stoned
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I wanna be a spayshman (spaceman spoken in child talk)
What country would you most like to Visit: Australia
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Boy-Blue, girl-Green
Favourite Hair Color: Black/blue/red not all at once but then....
Short or Long Hair: Long
Height:
Weight:
Best Clothing Style: Rock/goth
Number of Drugs I have taken: As if anyone remembers!
Number of CDs I own: Too many
Number of Piercings: 1 My tongue
Number of Tattoos: 3 stars down my spine
Number of things in my Past I Regret: regret nothing
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You Are 84% Evil
You're the most evil person you know.
The devil is even a little scared of you!
How Evil Are You?
You Are 72% Abnormal
You are at high risk for being a psychopath. It is very likely that you have no soul.
You are at high risk for having a borderline personality. It is very likely that you are a chaotic mess.
You are at high risk for having a narcissistic personality. It is very likely that you are in love with your own reflection.
You are at medium risk for having a social phobia. It is somewhat likely that you feel most comfortable in your mom's basement.
You are at medium risk for obsessive compulsive disorder. It is somewhat likely that you are addicted to hand sanitizer.
How Abnormal Are You?
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Which poem are you?
Jabberwocky by Lewis Carroll
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Which prescription drug is best for you?
Lithium
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Flirting Skill Level - 69%
Kissing Skill Level - 71%
Cudding Skill Level - 5%
Sex Skill Level - 56%
Why They Love You You taste good.
Why They Hate You You won't take your socks off.
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You're the DEVIL.
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Mad John Kidd
Every pirate is a little bit crazy. You, though, are more than just a little bit. Even though you're not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate. Arr!
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You Are Animal
A complete lunatic, you're operating on 100% animal instincts.
You thrive on uncontrolled energy, and you're downright scary.
But you sure can beat a good drum.
"Kill! Kill!"
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Which Star Wars Jedi/Sith are you?
Darth Maul
Sadly, you died before your time came. You are probably the coolest-looking of the Sith, with the red face, the horns, and the double-bladed lightsabre. You did get blinded by your arrogance and the ultimate failure of pathetic James Bond villains – you taunted your victim and you got halved. Well, you did manage to cause some damage before, so you get props for that, and you’ve got a pretty decent space-age Vespa.
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