I HATE PEOPLE

I have helped too many disrespectful shoppers at the mall.
I have served too many ungrateful, cheap "guests" at restaurants.
I have answered too many idiotic questions from idiotic customers in person and on the phone.
I have dealt with way too many people who feel that they are better than me because they are spending money where I am earning it.
I hate everyone who has ever yelled at an employee over a company policy at a restaurant, a retail store, a movie theater, a hotel...hell, any where. I am not the one who decided you had to pay five cents for a cup. I am just doing my job.
I know I am not alone. If you hate people too, let them know with one of these t-shirts. And let us know here (in the comments section below) why you too hate people. If you have a story to post that is too long for the comments section, send it to me via message and I will post it in my blog.
Oh, and you do not need to be in retail or something like that to hate people. Everyone had to interact with people all the time, so it everyone has the right to hate people. Just let us know why YOU hate people.
I just want to let people know that they are hated -- and why. But that takes money. The funds coming in from t-shirt sales and donations will go to setting up a Web site and purchasing other media, such as billboards, that will let people know we hate them. So if you want to help, please buy a t-shirt or donate a few extra bucks...
Please note that I am not trying to promote nor invoke violence or any crime. I am not a racist, sexist, bigot or otherwise evil person.
I hate everyone equally.
Check out the link to my shop and if you want to help me out on my noble quest to share my hatred for people then BUY SOMETHING or donate a buck or two and maybe I'll hate you a little less? ;P
CLICK LINK TO CHECK OUT THE "I HATE PEOPLE!" STORE!!!
A Small selection of "I HATE PEOPLE" wear. Check out the link to my store in by blog to see the full range of items and colors!

Oh and thanks for hating!