The Mayonnaise Jar and 2 Beers |
When things in your life seem almost too much to handle, when 24 hours in a day are not enough, remember the mayonnaise jar and the 2 beers. A professor stood before his philosophy class and had s...
Posted by on Fri, 30 Jul 2010 15:10:00 GMT |
A Burnt Biscuit Will Be Just Fine Thanks |
When I was a kid, my mom liked to make breakfast food for dinner every now and then. And I remember one night in particular when she had made breakfast after a long, hard day at work.On that evening ...
Posted by on Tue, 13 Jul 2010 12:28:00 GMT |
Daddy's Little Girl by Frankie J |
[Verse 1:]He drops his suitcase by the doorShe knows her daddy won't be back anymoreShe drags her feet across the floorTryna hold back time to keep him holding onAnd she says[Pre Chorus:]Daddy Daddy d...
Posted by on Tue, 29 Jun 2010 12:01:00 GMT |
IN MEMORY OF WILLIAM "JOE" MITCHELL (MY DADDY) |
A Biker's PrayerMay the wind be warm upon your faceAs I ride along life's path.May the freedom of the open roadBe my only map.May faith be my protector,And good judgement be my guide.May the cycle tha...
Posted by on Mon, 21 Jun 2010 10:25:00 GMT |
I AM AGAINST DOMESTIC VIOLENCE |
While you SCREAM at your woman, there's a man wishing he could talk softly in her ear... While you HUMILIATE, OFFEND and INSULT her, there's a man flirting with her and reminding her, how wonderful sh...
Posted by on Wed, 12 May 2010 12:54:00 GMT |
FORGIVING IS THE POWER OF LOVE |
"Forgiving is love's toughest work, and love's biggest risk. If you twist it into something it was never meant to be, it can make you a doormat or an insufferable manipulator. Forgiving seems alm...
Posted by on Tue, 20 Apr 2010 13:18:00 GMT |
LOL... IF YOU NEED A LAUGH, JUST READ THIS.. |
My aunt sent this to me in a text message earlier and I wanted to share it for anyone that needs a laugh... (Thanks Vanessa)A husband tells his wife 'cook me somthing that reminds you how good I am in...
Posted by on Wed, 04 Nov 2009 20:21:00 GMT |
JUST WANTED TO SHARE A LAUGH... |
A friend of mine shared this with me at work... Thanks Erin!!Bob came home drunk one night, slid into bed beside his sleeping wife, and fell into a deep slumber...He awoke before the Pearly Gates, wh...
Posted by on Mon, 02 Nov 2009 17:25:00 GMT |
LMAO... |
Lonely widow, age 70, decided that it was time to getmarried again.She put an ad in the local paper that read:HUSBAND WANTED:MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (70's),MUST NOT BEAT ME,MUST NOT RUN AROUND ON ME A...
Posted by on Mon, 19 Oct 2009 15:54:00 GMT |
Think Before You Speak . . . |
I received this from a friend of mine and it meant something to me... I wanted to share it with my friends... I hope it will mean something to you as well.(Thanks Linda)The story goes that some time...
Posted by on Mon, 21 Sep 2009 12:23:00 GMT |
