Never good enough |
It's has been a while since I've wrote in this of something that has been part of my life. The past month I would say have been rough, took the first steps in making a better life for myself (I ...
Posted by on Fri, 01 Aug 2008 21:36:00 GMT |
Who’s the Better Lover |
Who's the Better Lover
The Italian says, 'When I've a finished a makina DA love withah myWife, I go down and gently tickle the back of her knees, she floats6 inches above a DA bed in ecstacy.'
The Fre...
Posted by on Fri, 25 Jul 2008 08:54:00 GMT |
The Religious Parrot |
The Religious Parrot
A preacher is buying a parrot.
"Are you sure it doesn't scream, yell, or swear?" asked the preacher.
"Oh absolutely. It's a religious parrot," the storekeeper assures him.
"Do you...
Posted by on Fri, 25 Jul 2008 08:52:00 GMT |
Truth About Dogs |
Truth About Dogs
Dogs lie around all day sprawled on the most comfortable piece of furniture in the house.
They can hear a package of food opening half a block away, but don't hear you when you're in ...
Posted by on Fri, 25 Jul 2008 08:48:00 GMT |
The Singing Bird |
The Singing Bird
There once was a lonely guy who bought a bird. The pet store manager said that the bird was a special bird and could sing, but only if you lit a match or lighter under his wings.
The ...
Posted by on Fri, 25 Jul 2008 08:46:00 GMT |
Make’n Sandwiches |
Make'n Sandwiches
This guy is nearing the end of his senior year in high school, unfortunately he still has to share a room with his younger brother who is about 5 or 6.
One night, he decides to bring...
Posted by on Fri, 25 Jul 2008 08:41:00 GMT |
WHERE DO RED-HEADED BABIES COME FROM |
WHERE DO RED-HEADED BABIES COME FROM
After their baby was born, the panicked father went to see the Obstetrician. 'Doctor,' the man said, 'I don't mind telling you, but I'ma little upset because my da...
Posted by on Fri, 25 Jul 2008 08:38:00 GMT |
The Greater Purpose |
~Dedicated to my loving wife, thank you for an amazing beautiful daughter. ~
The Greater Purpose 5.19.08
A man wandering life endlesslySeeing a purpose.
Days, weeks, years go buyBut no purpose i...
Posted by on Thu, 22 May 2008 17:16:00 GMT |
The Wife’s Bill of Rights |
We, the wives of America, love being married to the husbands of America. We know we have our faults, but with our ever-morphing roles these days, there's a lot of pressure on us to be superhuman. We c...
Posted by on Wed, 16 Apr 2008 15:42:00 GMT |
Did You Know - March of 08 |
Did You Know - March of 08
Some Birthday's and Events that most people probably don't know bout.
"The basis of action is lack of imagination. It is the last resource of those who know not how to...
Posted by on Sun, 02 Mar 2008 08:19:00 GMT |
